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The End

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The End

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That's great news

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It's great news

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And I gotta tell ya

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Very excited

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About

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Not only Shiffé

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I'm enjoying watching that

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But dropping in

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Just for a quick flash

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Of Warzone as well

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It's coming thick

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It's coming fast

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And we're timing it just right

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As we get to the fucking

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Playing screen

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It's as plain as day

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Let's do this

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Chat topics

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Chat topics

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We've got a lovely situation

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Just brewing there to the left

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Captain Sack

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Thanks for the tip

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And we do have

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Stuart Shiffé coming right up

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After this

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Your man is DDoSing ya'

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He's fucking up your radar

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He's down shirt

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He's running around like a rat in town

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And it's a damn shame

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That he got away

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Don't know where he went

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Could be down there somewhere

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We're in some kind of

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Museum

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Sort of thing

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I'm not sure

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But it's a damn shame

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That blue sky

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Is tipping away

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But it's not a damn shame

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Thank you very much

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He's out here. Here he is. How the fuck is he not dead there?

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Where'd he go? Must have disappeared or something must have... Oh!

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Crazy bit of biz. He took one to the shlug bullet. And we've another cheeky little chappy over here. Dumb Dumb the dodo. Thank you for... Another cheeky little bit of business. Over here. Inside the damn Land Rover. And it's a damn shame that he crashed that into the rocks on the way out of the road trying to find a bit of life.

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It's a damn shame you don't know what you're doing with the fucking sniper rifle. You'd wanna put those big boys' toys away. I recommend you stick to the, uh... Silly guns for the silly buggers.

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Thank you very much, sir. Hanley man. And Paul Mishkel. And Dumb Dumb the dodo as well. Thank you very much.

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I'm after noticing the, uh... Screen... The, uh, fucking... Picture needs reframing or resizing on OBS. But I'm... I'm too far into this now to be harsh changing it. I don't wanna get... If I go to change that, I'll probably get killed.

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get killed. Your best have just keeping the ears open and the awareness primed. Thank

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you very much. And Silage, thank you very much. You're gonna go down for the cowring down there. Nice, nice to have a couple of wheels. Or four wheels, should I say. Four wheels are good. Two wheels bad. Jansons, wireless printer, thank you very much. And

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Rush the bullet hole, Bandit, thank you.

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Francis makes his way to a petrol station.

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To raid that place of all its goods and sundries.

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Portable radar there, very nice.

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Couple hundred euro in the till.

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Bit of Christmas money.

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Mortar strike, don't mind if I do.

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Decoy grenade.

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Heartbeat sensor, stick that into the pocket.

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Lovely bit of car of oil.

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Loyalty tag.

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Discount here.

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We're well and truly underway here.

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We've got the M4, we'll bother with that? Nah.

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I like the, the, I like the fucking quick draw action of the M4.

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It's nice and fast.

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And I, I'm not great with the sniper rifle.

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But I'm gonna give it a, a go anyway.

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Crisp.

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Crisp.

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Thank you very much, Crisp.

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Crisp.

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Crisp beats, crispy beats.

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And I tell you what, this is the situation now.

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It's called Warzone Suffocation Street.

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Where we, where we utilize the moving of the gas in order to starve...

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...enemy soldiers of air.

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And we, what we do is we get a vehicle...

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...and we get a, a car like this.

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...and we get a car like this.

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...and we get a car like this.

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We go on the hunt to find some stragglers.

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And we just...

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...we block their points of exit.

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So then, they, uh, they are starved of air from the gas.

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It's, it's cheap.

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It's not great entertainment, but it gets the ball rolling.

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It really does.

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So far, nothing really happened.

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It's cheap.

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It's not great entertainment, but it gets the ball rolling.

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It really does.

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So far, nothing really happened and no, nobody starved.

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Could be a chance to get a UAV out the box down here.

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And we just, we block their points of exit.

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So then, they, uh, they are starved of air from the gas.

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It's, it's cheap.

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It's not great entertainment, but it gets the ball rolling.

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It really does.

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So far, nothing really happened and no, nobody starved.

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Could be a chance to get a UAV out the box down here.

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And use that nicely.

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Horsebox, John Quinn, thank you.

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Very much.

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And that's the UAV there.

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Not gonna pop a jet.

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Pop a shangle.

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Pure Connemara sand.

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And there we have a couple of stragglers down around here upon the sand inside a garage up here.

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Let's have a look and see what kind of value we can dispatch towards them at pace.

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He's hiding in the corner.

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Take that.

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Eat it.

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Tell me how it tastes.

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Take another one.

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Taste it.

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Tell me what you think.

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Take that.

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Take them.

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And tell me how you took them.

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Sensual bit of-

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Ah, fuck the radar.

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I'm trying to use the radar.

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See I put the radar in the car.

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Didn't work out.

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It's a waste of a radar.

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Ah, f*** the radar. I tried to use the radar, see, and put the radar, see, in the car.

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Didn't work out.

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It's a waste of a radar.

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And now...

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Get that door closed.

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And feel the dream inside here.

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Is there anything doing? Is there anything happening?

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Can hear footsteps.

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Where's that children head? Right.

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Hostile UAV in the area.

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Now somebody can see you.

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Pretty sure I've seen another person on the radar.

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Around this point here, there was someone in that garage where we were, and then there's someone around here.

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CD Ram, thank you very much.

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Fuck it.

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Fuck it.

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We get back on the road.

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See if there's anything going around here.

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Down near the end zone.

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See if there's... oh.

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Jukebox Connors, thank you very much.

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We're out the end zone here.

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We got...

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We took a few shots.

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We heard a few shots.

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We didn't take any to the mainframe of the vehicular.

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But we do know that there's a straggle pus around here somewhere.

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Is there anything to be done?

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Can't see him.

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Can't see him.

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This was where we were before.

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We didn't collect all the cash from this bucking, though.

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Thank you very much, SK.

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And we have a loadout drop somewhere in the back of beyond.

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We might not get it.

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We'll fill up and repair the car here just for the time being.

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Hopefully we don't get sniped.

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Fucking can't stop talking like that ever since I've seen the video of the doctor.

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Found out the name.

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Dr. Timothy...

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Carol, I think.

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And he speaks like that the whole time.

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I watched another video on YouTube of him speaking.

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I think he might be part of the National Party or the Freedom Party or something.

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But, uh...

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He talks at length like this, emphasizing the end words and making a holy show of the sentence all together.

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It actually goes into a little bit of reverend love joy at points.

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And thank you very much, ModGun and PaperTowl and Mark Delaney.

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I'd say just shut up and focus on the situation here.

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You're still on for the 50 bomb.

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So let's keep it going.

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Avatar, thank you very much. The best movie ever.

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I can't believe that Avatar 2 is even happening.

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The first one.

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Absolutely stank!

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I thought it was great myself now.

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Avatar!

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The little blue fellas.

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Yeah, the silly, the alien lads. Like the blue aliens.

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Little blue lads out in the forest.

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I thought that was a great film now.

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Oh, it... I thought it absolutely stank. I went to see it...

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in 3D.

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In Galway Eye. And now there's some... there's a... there's someone firing from the back of beyond.

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It's time to maybe hunker down up here somewhere.

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Maybe get the load out.

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Oh. Fuck.

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He's taking my car!

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Still in the cars, eh?

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Come on.

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See, must have got... it must have got out or something.

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F*ck. F*ck. F*ck. F*ck. F*ck in M4 the f*ck.

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F*ck. F*ck. F*ck. F*ckin' Fennick. He took a full clip.

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I tell you this, I tell you no more. The fella on top of the building there took a full clip of Fennick to the face.

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It was more than enough damage to have incapacitated many. It incapacitated him not.

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And I gotta tell you something else. What an absolute travesty of justice it was that I had to whip out the M4 for a finishing scenario too.

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I think it's... you've done that voice enough now. It's time to give up the gauche on that. To be honest, it's...

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Getting on my nerves.

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Yeah, haven't heard the last of that voice yet, Tom.

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I think it's best that you give it up now. It's probably getting annoying for a lot of people who...

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You have another one. Time to get the Fennick out, Father Fennick. For a bit of mass.

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Maybe this could be the new character now, Father Fennick.

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Welcome all of yee to the top of the house, where we're getting a load out.

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We might just stay up here. Thank you very much, Jay Rizzler.

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Moving here.

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Enemy soldier incoming.

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Fucking hell.

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Lovely bit of stuff.

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You've only a small clip in the M4 though, that's the thing. You've sacrificed a larger clip for...

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different attachments, stability and accuracy.

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So you need to make those shots count.

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Four body bags so far, Francis. Only 25.

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Only 25.

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You're coming through on my line there, Tom.

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Four body bags so far, Francis.

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You're still on. You're not on for the 50, I don't think, but you're...

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You could still make the 25 bomb.

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I'd... I mean, I'd say...

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We want to fucking...

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Head up to the mountain... mountain side, the mountain top, like there.

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Annie, thank you. And CD Ram.

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And someone else, I didn't get you, I'll get you at the end.

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This is where it gets freaky.

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Will this fucker see me? See, I... I should have had...

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Ohhhhhhh! Oh!

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I should have been driving that car. Not him.

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Ah bollocks ah fuck that

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fuck

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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fuck that fuck.

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00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:08,820
fuck that fuck.

260
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:09,820
Fuck that fuck.

261
00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:12,820
First complex came to Las Vegas back in 1978.

262
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:13,820
Ah the.

263
00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:15,820
Stu is uh.

264
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:16,820
only coming through on one side.

265
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:18,820
Sorry I put the face back on.

266
00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:21,820
Stu's only coming through on one side.

267
00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:22,820
There.

268
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:24,820
Which makes this episode.

269
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,820
Thank you very much Andy the Fork.

270
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:27,820
And.

271
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,820
Keelan Lennon.

272
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:29,820
Thank you very much.

273
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:30,820
And.

274
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:31,820
Annie.

275
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,820
And CD Ram.

276
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:34,820
And Sergeant Bill Tormey.

277
00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:35,820
And Jay Rizla.

278
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:39,820
I think there might have been a couple of other people who tipped there during the war zone.

279
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,820
Fucking snore zone.

280
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:43,820
I uh.

281
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:44,820
Would.

282
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:45,820
Play that all night.

283
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,820
And the other thing is that it gets me.

284
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,820
I.

285
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,820
After repeatedly getting killed.

286
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:51,820
Time and time again.

287
00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:52,820
I.

288
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,820
It just makes me feel empty inside.

289
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:55,820
So I think it's just best.

290
00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:57,820
Fucking put a hole in that.

291
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,820
After.

292
00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:00,820
Put a dot on the end of that sentence.

293
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:01,820
Maybe after one.

294
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:04,820
You know.

295
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:05,820
And go at it.

296
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,820
Go at it hard and proper and true style another time.

297
00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:09,820
Time.

298
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,820
But right now.

299
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:11,820
It's just.

300
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:12,820
It's.

301
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:13,820
I.

302
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:14,820
Stu.

303
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:15,820
Stu.

304
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,820
Sheffey would really.

305
00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:17,820
Really take the edge off.

306
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:18,820
At the moment.

307
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:19,820
Thank you very much.

308
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:20,820
O'Brien's wines.

309
00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:21,820
Jay Rizla.

310
00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:22,820
Avatar.

311
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:23,820
Best movie.

312
00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:24,820
Mark Delaney.

313
00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:25,820
Mod gone.

314
00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:26,820
Thank you very much.

315
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,820
Any chance of a shout out from Tommy to Charlie.

316
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:30,820
Bruce Merchant.

317
00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:32,820
Who has just finished his degree.

318
00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:36,820
In the Qatar Institute of Boosanomics.

319
00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:37,820
Or.

320
00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:38,820
Boosanomics.

321
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:39,820
Sorry.

322
00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:41,820
I thought that was like a Gary Boosie.

323
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:44,820
Style university degree there.

324
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:45,820
Um.

325
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:46,820
Let me see.

326
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:47,820
Do we even have.

327
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,820
Tom.

328
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:49,820
Set up.

329
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,820
We know that we have Tom there Tom.

330
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,820
We do have you Tom.

331
00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:54,820
Do we.

332
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:55,820
Tom.

333
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:57,820
Fucking hell.

334
00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:58,820
Tom.

335
00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,820
We do have you there Tom.

336
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:01,820
We do yeah.

337
00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:02,820
Tom.

338
00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:03,820
We do have you Tom there Tom.

339
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:04,820
Yeah.

340
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,820
Tom.

341
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:06,820
We do have you Tom there Tom.

342
00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:07,820
Yeah.

343
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,820
Tom.

344
00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:09,820
How are you.

345
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:10,820
How are you getting on.

346
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:11,820
What's the story.

347
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:12,820
Not too bad Tom.

348
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:13,820
Thanks very much for.

349
00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,820
Coming back.

350
00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,820
To us there when I asked you to.

351
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:17,820
Uh.

352
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:18,820
Any chance of a shout out.

353
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,820
To Charlie there from.

354
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,820
Uh.

355
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:22,820
Mod gone.

356
00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:23,820
Long time now.

357
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:24,820
How are you getting on there Mod gone.

358
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:25,820
Hope you're doing well.

359
00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:26,820
Thanks very much for the tip.

360
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:27,820
And thank you.

361
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:28,820
A big shout out to Charlie.

362
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:29,820
And uh.

363
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,820
Well done.

364
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,820
On finishing your degree.

365
00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:32,820
And uh.

366
00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:33,820
Thank you very much as well.

367
00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:34,820
Andy the fork.

368
00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:35,820
Very very kind to you there.

369
00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:36,820
Now.

370
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:37,820
We sort out the chafe.

371
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:38,820
Is there any.

372
00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:39,820
Is there any.

373
00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:40,820
Is there any fiddling around.

374
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:42,820
You could do with the audio.

375
00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:43,820
File to make us.

376
00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:44,820
Pump out.

377
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:45,820
Balance the levels.

378
00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:46,820
So.

379
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:47,820
So to speak.

380
00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:53,280
file to make it pump out, balance the levels, so to speak.

381
00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,120
I don't know, a bit of indigestion there from the dinner.

382
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,020
Finish that tea and then chase that down with a sip of water there.

383
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,300
Really nice stuff.

384
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,680
New technology file system.

385
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,540
Thank you very much.

386
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,340
Where is this now?

387
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:25,240
I don't know where, oh yeah, we go to El Gato, we go to that, we change the level, audio,

388
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:28,680
audio properties, advanced audio properties.

389
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:33,140
Let's press play on Shafé and see what we get there for a moment.

390
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,840
In fact, it's been so long since that original convex, it's hard to find anybody who knows

391
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,720
what the letters this convex stand for.

392
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,400
The computer dealer's exposition.

393
00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:43,900
Oh, no, it's not.

394
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,120
How the fuck would you, I remember getting this to work before.

395
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,120
When we had...

396
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:53,060
What?

397
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:54,740
Can you hear me?

398
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,520
Could you hear Tom?

399
00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:56,720
No?

400
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,040
Like the stream.

401
00:26:59,140 --> 00:26:59,700
Help Francis.

402
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:00,340
Save Francis.

403
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:01,860
Can't hear a thing, says Z.

404
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,560
Are you on about me or are you on about Stu?

405
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,980
Because I can see my levels there.

406
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:09,960
Right.

407
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,760
Maybe we just go to another episode then.

408
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,980
I got this working before.

409
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:17,260
That's the fucking kicker.

410
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,360
Just one second there, we'll see if we can do this.

411
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:35,600
It could be a case of fucking around with the audio from this computer here.

412
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,180
Sound.

413
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:40,500
Output.

414
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,540
Sound preferences.

415
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,000
Output.

416
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,840
Multi-output.

417
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:47,840
Multi-output.

418
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,340
Divide.

419
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:48,540
No.

420
00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:49,140
It's...

421
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:49,540
It's...

422
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:50,580
It's fucked.

423
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:51,500
It's fucked.

424
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,640
Think about this though.

425
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,480
I did it before.

426
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,920
I did this...

427
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,240
I did this before.

428
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,580
I remember doing it.

429
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:10,180
It's...

430
00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:10,580
It's gone.

431
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,880
I actually can't remember.

432
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:14,900
It will have to go through a different Computer Chronicles episode.

433
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,740
That's no problem.

434
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,600
They're all beautiful episodes anyway.

435
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,080
It's grand.

436
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,660
Whether or not though we're gonna get that sweet, sweet, sweet stereo sound

437
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,500
is another matter entirely.

438
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:31,600
Stop that music there.

439
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,240
Stuart's coming through on one side, so we get out of that.

440
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:41,080
We go back to 1993 episodes of just random playlists there.

441
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,500
I was looking to see if there was any...

442
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,520
Screensavers and Wallpapers.

443
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,340
A whole episode on that.

444
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:51,000
High-tech Israel.

445
00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:55,100
Could it be a bit of tech washing that went on there?

446
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:59,640
Creative Writing Consumer Electronics Show 1993.

447
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:02,820
IBM is here.

448
00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:06,980
That sounds good.

449
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,040
It's a full-on...

450
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,480
You get the two bars there.

451
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:11,100
Maybe...

452
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:11,100
Maybe...

453
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:15,100
Maybe...

454
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:17,060
Maybe...

455
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:17,460
The...

456
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:19,180
Screensavers and Wallpapers.

457
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:19,880
Because that...

458
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,800
That really would be clawing...

459
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,080
At...

460
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,040
At every...

461
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,680
Conceivable fucking angle...

462
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,920
To get a bit of juice going.

463
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:37,820
And a lovely explanation from Stu...

464
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,120
As to what this technology is all about.

465
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:40,540
Screen burn...

466
00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:41,980
He's telling us about here.

467
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:42,540
Screen burn...

468
00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:43,540
He's...

469
00:29:43,540 --> 00:30:01,540
He's remarkably tucked...

470
00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:02,540
Tucked...

471
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:04,680
There with that shirt into those pants.

472
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,440
Those chinos.

473
00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:08,800
And this is a real computer graveyard he's in at the moment.

474
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,100
Monitor graveyard.

475
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:15,580
...away from a tool originally designed to prevent computer burn-in...

476
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,900
To a multi-million dollar computer toy business.

477
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,220
Today we'll take...

478
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,960
Computer toy business.

479
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,540
Take a look at screensavers, wallpaper, and more...

480
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:26,460
On this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

481
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:43,900
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part...

482
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,720
By the Software Publishers Association.

483
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,480
Providers of educational materials to help manage software.

484
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:51,580
Don't copy that floppy.

485
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,420
And by Hewlett-Packard.

486
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,800
Personal computer division.

487
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,760
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

488
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:01,840
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

489
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,580
With me today is Gina Smith, editor-in-chief of Electronic Entertainment Magazine.

490
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,980
I guess we're talking about electronic entertainment here.

491
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:10,680
These are screensavers, animated wallpapers.

492
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,260
Look at this.

493
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,980
An entire rack of CD-ROMs.

494
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,580
Nothing but wallpapers and screensavers, right?

495
00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:17,200
And these are screensavers for the discriminating.

496
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,180
These aren't little toasters.

497
00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:20,520
They're really beautiful 256-color photos.

498
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:21,120
Amazing.

499
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:21,840
Gorgeous stuff.

500
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,120
Let me show you one screen.

501
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:23,500
Amazing.

502
00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:24,680
This is a new generation of stuff.

503
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:26,660
This is Pixel Play for the Macintosh.

504
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,720
These are QuickTime video screensavers.

505
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,660
No more just the toasters and goofy rocking across your screen.

506
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:32,440
Look and listen to this.

507
00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:33,480
What?

508
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,140
You're going to get any work done, right?

509
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,240
We've come a long way from toasters.

510
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,880
You're going to look like your screensavers the whole time.

511
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,800
What do you have over there, Gina?

512
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,400
This is animated wallpapers.

513
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,400
Screen savers the whole time.

514
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,760
We've come a long way from toasters.

515
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,400
You're going to look like your screensavers the whole time.

516
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,340
What do you have over there, Gina?

517
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,620
This is animated wallpaper for Windows.

518
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,860
It's called Crystal Walls.

519
00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:51,120
It's from Domain Virtual World.

520
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,000
This one is called Koi.

521
00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:54,800
Wherever you click.

522
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,000
Nice bit of Koi carp you got there.

523
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,660
You can control the color of the fish and how many fish and how fast they swim.

524
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,420
Nice Koi carp you got in your pool there, Jim.

525
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:05,780
Where'd you buy?

526
00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,360
Oh, it's not even a pool.

527
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,460
It's a screensaver.

528
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,300
Fucking hell.

529
00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:15,040
I actually thought that was a real pool of fish you had there, Jim.

530
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,260
Another one I really like.

531
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,380
There are 18 ones to choose from, but I keep coming back to the Sharpays.

532
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,560
And these are dogs?

533
00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:23,140
These are Chinese dogs.

534
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,240
Have you ever seen these before?

535
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:24,260
No.

536
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,680
Sharpays.

537
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:26,840
Real ugly.

538
00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:28,940
But they're also kind of cute.

539
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,900
And they follow your cursor all around.

540
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:31,640
And they turn around.

541
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,120
And occasionally they bark.

542
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,800
And they do things.

543
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,920
And I'm sure while we're standing here, one of them may bark.

544
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,360
Gina, this is a lot of fun, but I mean, they're really not even screensavers.

545
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,100
It's a lot of fun.

546
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,500
I don't know about that.

547
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,400
It's a bizarre phenomenon.

548
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,460
Gina, this is a lot of fun, but I mean, they're really not even screensavers anymore.

549
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,360
It's a bizarre phenomenon.

550
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,980
Stu's fucking perplexed by this situation.

551
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:59,940
It warrants further questioning and a further inquisition.

552
00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:04,120
Oh, so this is not even screensavers anymore, Gina.

553
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,340
What the fuck is going on?

554
00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:10,440
Gina, this is a lot of fun, but I mean, they're really not even screensavers anymore.

555
00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:11,540
It's a bizarre phenomenon.

556
00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:12,480
There was one.

557
00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:15,600
$20 million market and they don't even save your screen anymore.

558
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,460
The only explanation is people just like to have fun.

559
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,260
You want to have fun on your computer.

560
00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:19,960
It's a nice diversion.

561
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:20,340
Why not?

562
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:21,780
All right, today we'll examine the fascination.

563
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:22,820
Why not as well?

564
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:30,180
If the proof is in the pudding, the power is in the applications.

565
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,720
One of my favorite all-time Stuart Chauffe quotes.

566
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:33,860
Thanks very much, Pineapple.

567
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,960
Buy yourself a few screensavers.

568
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:50,320
Never heard of these comic strip characters, Opus and Bill.

569
00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:52,340
I don't know about you, but let's see.

570
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:59,860
Can the episode volume come up a bit?

571
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,180
Maybe it's because I'm so loud.

572
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:02,820
Is it?

573
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,640
Maybe what if I reduce my volume of my mic?

574
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,580
Oh my God, look at this guy.

575
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,360
Fucking hell.

576
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:14,920
What's going on?

577
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:19,540
He's got those things that plug into the back of the glasses to hold them over your neck.

578
00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:25,540
But he's gone for like a hyper-glazed lens selection.

579
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,180
Stylized, hyper-stylized sunglasses lens selection.

580
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:31,960
Polarized probably.

581
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,780
Anti-glare on those guys.

582
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,520
Scratch resistance.

583
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:36,360
Zeiss.

584
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:37,860
He's gone Zeiss.

585
00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:38,640
He had the money.

586
00:34:38,740 --> 00:34:40,500
You could tell he had the money because look at the hair.

587
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,240
He's got the jacket.

588
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,040
And he's really gone Zeiss on those lenses.

589
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,220
It's too quiet.

590
00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:51,940
Let's see what we can do about that again.

591
00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:55,540
We go to the El Gato volume there.

592
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,260
We put that in the advanced properties there.

593
00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:02,920
We turn that volume up a few decibelations.

594
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:10,500
I'd say we're going to crank that up to about four, three, four decibels higher.

595
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,620
I will hit that guy.

596
00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:18,100
We're going to be doing stuff that looks just as good as what you see on your television screen.

597
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:23,200
And it's going to be things that people are not used to seeing on their computer screen.

598
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,560
That something that people aren't used to seeing on their computer screen is stuff that makes you laugh.

599
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:32,600
Berkley Brethin found the world of computers cold and devoid of humor.

600
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:38,100
That's why he entered the software game with Delrina, publishers of the Opus and Bill screensaver.

601
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,560
Opus and Bill.

602
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:42,620
Never heard of them.

603
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,440
But big news.

604
00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:46,820
Big news back in 1993.

605
00:35:46,820 --> 00:35:48,700
People haven't laughed at a computer screen for.

606
00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:52,680
And you can get all the whiz bang screensavers you want.

607
00:35:53,420 --> 00:36:01,880
But we're trying to elicit the toughest thing, which is the toughest thing to get out of a reader or a watcher, which is a giggle.

608
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,080
Rival screensaver publisher Berkley Systems didn't think it was too funny.

609
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,040
They actually had to put a man inside that machine.

610
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,040
Rival screensaver.

611
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,200
There was a fucking man inside that machine.

612
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:16,300
He had a nasty turn after day three of the exhibition.

613
00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:18,820
Because they forgot that he was in there.

614
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:20,260
They left him in.

615
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,420
Derek was his name.

616
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,360
And they had to fucking take him to hospital.

617
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,160
But he survived.

618
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,600
Screen saver publisher Berkley.

619
00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:30,320
His only, his job was just to move the wings like that.

620
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,960
And he was on $300 a day, would you believe.

621
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,560
They forgot about him.

622
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,000
Just goes to show you like there's very little consideration out there in the tech world.

623
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:45,280
For the real meat and potatoes kind of workers, you know.

624
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:52,100
Systems didn't think it was too funny when Opus the Penguin shot down flying toasters in the original Opus and Bill program.

625
00:36:52,620 --> 00:37:01,880
A reissued version shows propeller driven toasters, a concession to the apparent difference in First Amendment rights between software and a printed comic strip.

626
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,560
I was expecting them to react.

627
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,160
What the fuck is that about?

628
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,020
It's not even funny.

629
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,380
And they're saying it needed humor.

630
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,760
I didn't expect a lawsuit.

631
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:12,240
Opus and Bill's on-screen antics will carry on regardless.

632
00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:19,960
Plans are underway to supply new screen saver modules on a quarterly basis to those who join the Opus and Bill Hackers Club.

633
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:25,500
Brethet says it's about time we indulged in what is unabashedly entertainment for our computers.

634
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:29,740
You're in the middle of a day and there's Opus yanking his trousers up and down.

635
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:31,020
It kind of breaks things up.

636
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:36,500
And I think it's a new dynamic within the industry that hasn't been touched on yet.

637
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:41,040
About entertaining people with laughter in the middle of their work day.

638
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,720
And we think we've stumbled upon something.

639
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,000
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Janelle Patterson.

640
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,860
He's going on like he's fucking Steve Jobs or something.

641
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,320
And here he is signing autographs.

642
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,380
Like signing copies.

643
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,300
Like he's fucking a rock star.

644
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,580
We've stumbled.

645
00:37:58,660 --> 00:38:01,660
Entertaining people with laughter in the middle of their work day.

646
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,340
And we think we've stumbled upon something.

647
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,240
You know, maybe we stumbled upon something.

648
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:14,900
Like he's on the brink of discovering a new fucking product that's going to rock the world.

649
00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:15,320
For the Computer.

650
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,760
It was a screen saver of a cartoon shooting a Toadstrap.

651
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,400
I'm Janelle Patterson.

652
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:20,940
Crazy.

653
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,580
Go Chronicles.

654
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:26,860
Go Chronicles.

655
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,180
The comics in the movie seem to dominate screen savers from Mickey Mouse to Captain Kirk.

656
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:41,340
That was a trademark Stu head turn there.

657
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,940
Just quickly see that again.

658
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,900
Look at the stance.

659
00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:51,400
Three lads lined up ready to fucking take Stu on.

660
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,100
Core style.

661
00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:55,740
That desk.

662
00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:57,220
Specially made.

663
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,300
Look, it's a triple dogleg desk.

664
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,480
It's a fucking Tetris piece of a desk.

665
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,980
That really was a customized job.

666
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,420
Like none other.

667
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:10,680
And look at the situation here.

668
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:15,780
I forget sometimes that we can go in for a closer look.

669
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,480
Another look at the situation.

670
00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:19,740
Chino gang.

671
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,600
Chino gang represent.

672
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,360
Represent.

673
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,840
Chino gang.

674
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,600
Represent.

675
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:24,680
Represent.

676
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:24,880
Represent.

677
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:24,920
Represent.

678
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:25,440
Represent.

679
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:25,500
Represent.

680
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500
Represent.

681
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500
Represent.

682
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500
Represent.

683
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500
Represent.

684
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500
Represent.

685
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,940
Represent.

686
00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:26,940
And it's a lovely.

687
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:29,900
Lineup.

688
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,300
Of Chino stew.

689
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:35,220
With the brown shoe combination.

690
00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:39,700
Then we've got light white Chino with brown shoe combination.

691
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,760
We've got another stew with just tan.

692
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,280
It's a tan Tommy Schlug special shoe.

693
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,000
A lovely fucking overriding cuff.

694
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,980
Really making a hames of the whole setup.

695
00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:01,520
And what I like about that, he's gone for the cross-legged stew stance.

696
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,320
It's an interesting piece.

697
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,960
And this guy has gone for a free and easy, carefree,

698
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,220
not going to cross the legs vibe.

699
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,680
But he's definitely going with, you bet your ass he's going to fucking stick that hand in his pocket.

700
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,000
And he's playing snooker while he's waiting.

701
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,920
Because he knows he's got two men deep.

702
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:21,900
He's three men deep.

703
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,700
Before he gets a load of stew.

704
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,820
So he's going to piss about with his mouse.

705
00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:30,240
And play with his balls.

706
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,860
While the other two receive stew at pace.

707
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,560
Stew, ready for the queue.

708
00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:39,820
Head down.

709
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,440
Business as usual.

710
00:40:42,620 --> 00:40:43,740
Ready to fucking rock.

711
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,040
Wait till you see.

712
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,200
Once the camera's on, stew.

713
00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:48,140
Wait till you see this head snap right now.

714
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,360
And look at this desk.

715
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,200
It's a one.

716
00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,380
Two.

717
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:52,620
Three.

718
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,680
And dare I say.

719
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,520
We might even have a fourth spoke.

720
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,140
On that desk as well.

721
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,780
It's a crazy bit of carpentry.

722
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,120
Even if it was made of wood.

723
00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:06,500
There he is.

724
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,040
And this is the man.

725
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:23,120
The comics and the movies seem to dominate screensavers from Mickey Mouse to Captain Kirk.

726
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:28,060
Here to show us some of the most popular new screensaver characters of Will Chase of Berkeley Systems.

727
00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:30,220
We have Jonathan Schwartz from Image Smith.

728
00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:32,460
Jay Schwartz.

729
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,180
Bill Chase and Jay Schwartz.

730
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,820
Screensaver characters of Will Chase of Berkeley Systems.

731
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,980
We have Jonathan Schwartz from Image Smith.

732
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:45,120
Why is the fucking audio is coming through on my computer.

733
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,200
But I want it coming through the headphones.

734
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,460
Just for fuck's sake.

735
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,280
Let's see this now.

736
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:51,900
Sorry about this.

737
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,380
We're in there.

738
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:54,700
Don't worry about that now.

739
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,960
Don't worry about that one bit.

740
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,960
Maybe the HD60.

741
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:02,560
And then.

742
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,180
We get on to our.

743
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,800
See this.

744
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,720
And also Jim Ed.

745
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,280
Now you can hear it.

746
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,200
But I can't hear it.

747
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:16,460
What if we do.

748
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:19,200
Something like this.

749
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,160
Monitor that.

750
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,240
Hit play.

751
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,020
Edmonds from.

752
00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:27,780
Beautiful.

753
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:28,980
Now I can really.

754
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:29,940
Real.

755
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:30,500
Really.

756
00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:31,680
Get stew.

757
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,080
Stupendously.

758
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:33,960
Stupefied.

759
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:34,800
Chase of Berkeley.

760
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:35,640
Stew in.

761
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,680
Fucking both ears.

762
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:37,380
We have Jonathan Schwartz from Image Smith.

763
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,680
And also Jim Edmonds from Asymmetrics.

764
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:40,240
All right.

765
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:40,600
Will let's.

766
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,340
Jim Edmonds from Asymmetrics down the back there.

767
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:45,140
And it is only a three spoke desk.

768
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:46,160
I'll let this roll.

769
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:46,720
Start with you.

770
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,880
And you guys at Berkeley Systems.

771
00:42:48,220 --> 00:42:49,200
Kind of tapped into a.

772
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:51,620
Responsive vein here with all the screensaver stuff.

773
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,760
But I see now you're calling it desktop art.

774
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,320
In this package screen posters.

775
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,340
Sort of evolved into a sort of a new definition of what this stuff is.

776
00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,080
Exactly.

777
00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:01,720
This is still image screensaver from Berkeley Systems.

778
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,840
As well as the ability to personalize your actual desktop.

779
00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,060
So we're sort of accepting the fact.

780
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,940
We're not just saving screens or having fun on the computer.

781
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:08,320
Exactly.

782
00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:08,680
All right.

783
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,040
Show me what we can do with the Marvel Comics.

784
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:10,640
Here's a great one.

785
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,040
That's it.

786
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,280
That is a great image right there.

787
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:13,360
Now Marvel screen posters.

788
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,440
Rubbish stuff.

789
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,180
X-Men is it?

790
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,720
Fucking Marvel.

791
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,780
Images from the world of Marvel Comics.

792
00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,680
Includes origin pages.

793
00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:23,920
Historic covers.

794
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:25,720
Superheroes.

795
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:27,220
Villains.

796
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:27,660
Mutants.

797
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,580
Everything you've come to know and love for Marvel.

798
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:32,240
Everything you've come to know and love.

799
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,040
I didn't know about them.

800
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,320
And I didn't love them.

801
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:36,760
And you know why I didn't love them?

802
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,020
Because I didn't know about them.

803
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,640
And you know why I didn't know about them?

804
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:42,180
Because I didn't love them.

805
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,400
Virtual Girl Desktop.

806
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:44,300
Thank you very much.

807
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:46,060
Jackie, thank you very much.

808
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:46,920
Comics.

809
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,680
It goes through all these great transfers.

810
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,140
It's sort of cycling on its own through some of the characters.

811
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:51,680
Exactly.

812
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:53,040
You've got Silver Surfer right here.

813
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:56,460
It features Spider-Man, X-Men, Silver Surfer, as you see.

814
00:43:56,660 --> 00:43:58,780
The Incredible Hulk, Thor, everybody.

815
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:02,400
Show me what the interface looks like and how I would pick which image I want to put on my screen.

816
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,060
Okay, we'll do.

817
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:03,960
Oh, there's a great one.

818
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,340
There's a desktop poster we've got going on right now.

819
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,260
Now you open up After Dark.

820
00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:11,000
And Marvel Comics is actually a module that runs under After Dark.

821
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,080
So it ships with After Dark.

822
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:16,720
So all you have to do is click on Screen Saver to configure your screen saver options.

823
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,500
And it'll bring up a graphical browser.

824
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,840
And you can cruise through these various images.

825
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,560
Just pick up whichever ones you want to run for your screen saver.

826
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,480
You can select all or none or whatever.

827
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,960
And when you're done with that, you just click OK.

828
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,420
Now if you want to create a new screen poster for yourself, you know, personalize your desktop,

829
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,500
you click on Screen Poster.

830
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,860
And you run through the graphical browser again.

831
00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:37,440
You can pick any of these images.

832
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,560
Let's pick out one down here at the bottom that I particularly like.

833
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:40,960
Okay.

834
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:46,900
After Dark was genuinely a big success back then, a huge success as Johnson's Lobster.

835
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:54,940
Was After Dark, that collection of screen savers that I was on about there a couple of years ago.

836
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,200
The one that had like a gorilla in a fucking electric chair.

837
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,060
And then the professor, like when it got to 12 p.m.

838
00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,480
They fucking electrocuted it.

839
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:06,440
That's it, yeah.

840
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,880
I did that on a stream.

841
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,180
Click on this and you click Install.

842
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,460
And now what this does is it will decompress the image.

843
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,760
It's a JPEG compressed image.

844
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,840
It will automatically decompress it for you and put it up on your desktop.

845
00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:21,540
Now you can surround the poster with black in case it doesn't fill the entire screen.

846
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,180
It will tell you how much memory is going to be required to keep that image there.

847
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:26,300
What's the Info button?

848
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,000
Well, the Info button provides information about the image.

849
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,480
It has trivia, historical information, trivia about Marvel.

850
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,080
I don't only get the picture, I can find out about Spider-Man.

851
00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:35,460
Exactly.

852
00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:39,080
So you click on Info and it brings up all this really interesting information about Spider-Man.

853
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,380
So we've got that image up there now, full screen if we want to know.

854
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:46,220
So I'll click Done and Close After Dark and you'll be able to see your image right there.

855
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,240
Okay, thanks a lot, Will.

856
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,580
Let's take a look at what you guys have over here at Image Smith, Jonathan.

857
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:51,020
That's Will done.

858
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:52,680
Will will stay there.

859
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,140
Don't move, Will.

860
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,620
When we're done with you, don't move.

861
00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:58,480
Don't pretend that you're fucking still doing stuff on the computer.

862
00:45:58,620 --> 00:45:59,020
Glad.

863
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,200
That's what was said to him at the beginning of the show.

864
00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:01,860
Snoopy characters?

865
00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,900
That's right, from Charles Schulz in Santa Rosa, a local Bay Area resident.

866
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,280
Okay, so show me what I can do with Snoopy on my computer.

867
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,840
Sure, we have three or four ways we can customize your system with a Snoopy character.

868
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:12,580
It's the first one.

869
00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:14,580
Snoopy.

870
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,620
They've got like real professional people on to talk about fucking Snoopy and X-Men.

871
00:46:20,660 --> 00:46:23,220
And she was like, oh, that's really cool.

872
00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:23,220
And she was like, oh, that's really cool.

873
00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:26,120
Tell me about the Snoopy stuff you've got going on.

874
00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:27,380
So you got some Snoopy?

875
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:29,360
Look at what you guys have over here at Image Smith.

876
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,280
You guys work with Snoopy, right?

877
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,600
Jonathan, and I guess you license the Snoopy characters?

878
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,180
That's right.

879
00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:36,620
From Charles Schulz in Santa Rosa, a local Bay Area resident.

880
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:39,000
Okay, so show me what I can do with Snoopy on my computer.

881
00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:42,360
Sure, we have three or four ways we can let you customize your...

882
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,280
Image Smith.

883
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:49,260
Jonathan Schwartz was an Image Smith, or he worked for a company called Image Smith.

884
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:54,040
Your system with the Snoopy characters, the first way is with icon stickers, so you can actually replace...

885
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,900
So I can replace my icons with these cute characters?

886
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,320
Your hard drive, in this case, a letter from Computer Chronicles.

887
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,100
Another way is through wallpaper.

888
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:08,740
We call this magic patterns, and we have both noisy and loud patterns, and that refers to the graphical noisiness.

889
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:13,060
Let's try one from the quiet and pick a good one.

890
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:15,080
Oh, they're nice.

891
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,540
Oh, one of my favorites is Charlie Brown's sweater.

892
00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:19,920
Okay.

893
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,480
Big laugh, Stu.

894
00:47:22,820 --> 00:47:24,260
That's supposed to be a quiet one.

895
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:24,460
Okay.

896
00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:25,260
Very nice.

897
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,720
Oh, it's one of my favorites is Charlie Brown's sweater.

898
00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:30,180
Okay.

899
00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:32,780
That's a quiet one, I assume.

900
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,360
That's supposed to be a quiet one.

901
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:34,640
Okay.

902
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,700
And then, what's a screensaver without the Berklee Systems After Dark Engine?

903
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:45,280
We load that in, or include that in with a package, and one of the eight modules that comes along with it is the dance module,

904
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,600
where the characters will get up and dance through four different songs completely randomly.

905
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,120
And this will be kicking in.

906
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,440
Look at Stu's hand here.

907
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:58,500
It seems to be indicating it's a tell that this is boring.

908
00:47:58,580 --> 00:47:59,500
He knows it's boring.

909
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,640
Characters will get up and dance through four different songs completely randomly.

910
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:06,560
And this will be kicking in in a second.

911
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:06,800
All right.

912
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,400
So you don't know which character?

913
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:08,880
Absolutely bored.

914
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:09,560
Cheers, man.

915
00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:11,520
He's fucking tearing the skin off his thumb.

916
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:13,900
Because this is shit.

917
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,360
Character is going to be.

918
00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:16,860
Okay.

919
00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:21,920
After hearing this for a couple of frames, you find someone is definitely whistling around the office.

920
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,200
All right.

921
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,480
So you have seven computers all doing this inside your office.

922
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,240
That's all you need, huh?

923
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,740
Well, you can turn the sound off.

924
00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:27,060
Okay.

925
00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,360
And there's a volume control and a sound.

926
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:28,420
All right.

927
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:29,180
What else can you show me?

928
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,420
Let's look at Literary Ace, another one of my favorites.

929
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:37,360
It's a Snoopy character that actually gets up at night and gets out as typewriter and types.

930
00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:38,280
We've read those strips.

931
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:38,860
Those strips.

932
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,220
And we actually watch him doing it.

933
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:41,700
He's actually creating stories.

934
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,600
Merry Christmas, Mr. Fontaine.

935
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,480
Thank you very much.

936
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:45,920
You're completely random.

937
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:52,500
Because Stu here is just slightly taking the fucking notepad and pen out from the side here while your man's talking.

938
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,340
Another one of my favorites.

939
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,700
He needs to just get on with the interview.

940
00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:56,660
It's a Snoopy character that actually gets up.

941
00:48:56,660 --> 00:49:04,060
That was a kind of nonverbal way of saying to the guy, don't make me get the fucking bullet points out, man.

942
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,920
You know, get going.

943
00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:07,960
Move along here because this is getting boring.

944
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,620
Snoopy is shit.

945
00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,020
Peanuts is shit.

946
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,920
Make it move fast.

947
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:16,200
Otherwise, I'm going to consult the clipboard.

948
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,620
And gets out as typewriter and types.

949
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:19,520
We've read those strips.

950
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,460
And we actually watch him doing it.

951
00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:22,920
He's actually creating stories.

952
00:49:23,420 --> 00:49:24,740
They're completely random.

953
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:27,440
So every time he types, he types another story.

954
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,380
That's exactly right.

955
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,300
Small screens, small stories.

956
00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:31,960
If you have a large screen, he'll type a large story.

957
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,840
Each and every time, it's random except at the very end.

958
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:36,780
He types in the end.

959
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,480
He takes his story out.

960
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:39,300
He doesn't really like it.

961
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,760
He crumbles it up, throws it away, and that's it for the night.

962
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:43,800
All right.

963
00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:44,200
This is great.

964
00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:45,100
So this is getting worse now.

965
00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:45,800
Nobody's going to get...

966
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,080
Crazy bit of business there.

967
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,200
He throws it away.

968
00:49:48,200 --> 00:50:07,880
there and that's it for the night thank you very much sir hey banjuel thank you very much great so

969
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,760
i'm just getting worse now nobody's going to get any work done right they're going to watch snoopy

970
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,600
dancing watch watch and writing new stars well it does have some functional value it's a lot of

971
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:41,000
it's a screensaver all right thanks a lot let's take a look at what jim has over here with asymmetrics and i guess you guys uh jumped onto the jurassic park bandwagon and licensed dinosaurs for screensavers we've brought entertainment from the big screen to the computer screen all right show me how i use jurassic park screen as a matrix here i'm going to bring up the jurassic park configuration dialogue and from within this i can configure the entire my entire system for jurassic park screen savers wallpapers system sounds and password protection uh-huh we ship a

972
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,320
a variety of multimedia shows.

973
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,120
They range from simple animations

974
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,940
to full-fledged multimedia shows

975
00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:47,980
with sounds and graphics.

976
00:50:48,660 --> 00:50:50,140
I'll go ahead and preview one here.

977
00:50:50,260 --> 00:50:51,920
It's something you might see

978
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,620
if you were to take a tour of Jurassic Park.

979
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:55,920
And these images are all from the movie.

980
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,500
They incorporate sounds from the movie.

981
00:50:57,660 --> 00:50:59,420
Okay, so this, I remember this scene.

982
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:00,180
Let's listen.

983
00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:03,640
One of the earliest carnivores,

984
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,640
we now know Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous,

985
00:51:07,340 --> 00:51:08,940
spitting its venom at its prey.

986
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,240
Okay, so we're inside the whole van here.

987
00:51:12,260 --> 00:51:13,520
Sorry, I'm just trying to...

988
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,460
You may have saw that coming.

989
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,420
Yes, I figured that out.

990
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:17,380
I'm missing this Jurassic Park thing here

991
00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:18,660
because I'm trying to fucking use the...

992
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:19,660
We have wallpaper, system sounds,

993
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,480
password protection,

994
00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:22,560
password protection standard

995
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,680
on most screensaver phones.

996
00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:24,900
But we can play a little animation

997
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:25,860
with ours as well.

998
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,720
One second here.

999
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,540
You didn't say the magic word.

1000
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,080
When that gets really annoying,

1001
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,620
you can just go back to standard password.

1002
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,460
Ah, ah, ah, here's the magic word.

1003
00:51:35,940 --> 00:51:38,160
And it's your man Newman from Seinfeld.

1004
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,760
Ah, you didn't say the magic word.

1005
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,560
The magic word.

1006
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:41,720
And with ours as well.

1007
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,640
And Stu finds that amusing as well,

1008
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:45,880
although he's still scraping the skin

1009
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:46,960
off his fucking thumb.

1010
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,520
Ah, you didn't say the magic word.

1011
00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:51,080
And when that gets really annoying,

1012
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:51,900
you can just go back

1013
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,040
to standard password protection.

1014
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:53,480
Okay.

1015
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,520
Ah, dialogue clips and sound effects

1016
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,140
from the movie.

1017
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,240
You can configure them to system events

1018
00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,340
like Windows Startup.

1019
00:51:59,520 --> 00:51:59,880
Mm-hmm.

1020
00:52:00,140 --> 00:52:01,760
Welcome to Jurassic Park.

1021
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,900
It's a great way to start your day.

1022
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:03,140
Okay.

1023
00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:05,760
And a variety of film scenes from the movie

1024
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,180
that you can set as your wallpaper background.

1025
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:10,180
And these are real stunning images.

1026
00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:11,100
I remember those.

1027
00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:31,080
One of my favorite things about this program is an interface we developed based on feedback we got from our kids.

1028
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,120
I have two daughters and they will play this.

1029
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,020
Literally from your kids.

1030
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:34,420
That's right.

1031
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:34,760
Okay.

1032
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,480
They'll play this program forever.

1033
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,460
Thanking you.

1034
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,420
And Bob Hoskins loves Mars Bar.

1035
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:40,400
Thank you very much.

1036
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:42,800
They'll just play the shows over and over again.

1037
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:43,300
So we developed...

1038
00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:45,340
Click on one of those buttons to call up a scene.

1039
00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:45,560
Right.

1040
00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:47,880
It's a graphical user interface with big buttons.

1041
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:48,520
So there's Map of the Park.

1042
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,580
It's kind of a game board.

1043
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:51,440
Game board.

1044
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,260
And again, we have these shows that they really tell a story and the kids just seem to love them.

1045
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:55,540
Huh.

1046
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,100
I mean, it's a sort of a game, right?

1047
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,440
You're talking about the kids playing with this stuff.

1048
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,220
It's really moving beyond screen savers.

1049
00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:01,780
This is just stuff to play with on your...

1050
00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:02,680
Oh, that's a lovely one.

1051
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:03,740
That's right.

1052
00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:05,360
And you got the music actually from the movie, too.

1053
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:05,560
That's right.

1054
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,680
We've licensed and included the music from the movie.

1055
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,420
It's hard to tell what's a TV, what's a movie, what's a computer anymore, huh?

1056
00:53:15,420 --> 00:53:15,520
That's right.

1057
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:16,360
Jim, thanks a lot.

1058
00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:16,740
Thank you.

1059
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,120
All right.

1060
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:21,700
Another way that familiar pictures get onto your computer screen is through Clip Art Collections.

1061
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:22,860
Clip Art Packages are going just about as fast as you can.

1062
00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:25,520
Sorry, I'm annoyed that I don't have the sound.

1063
00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:32,880
You know, the fucking Tonight at 9 on Dispatch's ominous drone sound, which is a staple of these

1064
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:40,420
streams because I spend 50% of the streams zooming in on the faces with that noise.

1065
00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,960
And I don't have the noise available to hand.

1066
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,700
A real poor fucking bit of presentation on my part.

1067
00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:47,700
I'm sorry about that.

1068
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,880
I know that there might be a few people who just want to see that.

1069
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:57,880
But I'm going to move the desk up and stand up here because I feel as though the energy just sat down is not here.

1070
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,240
I'm going to put this right up.

1071
00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:03,880
Maybe it's a good thing you don't have it, says Johnson Labs.

1072
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,120
I don't know about that.

1073
00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:09,840
Sometimes it really helps get me into the zone, you know.

1074
00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:14,120
I could spend probably 20 minutes fucking doing that.

1075
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:27,960
Chaos theory.

1076
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,980
Yet tonight at 9 on Dispatch is the man who lost his mind sound effect.

1077
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:42,880
Fucking.

1078
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:43,940
Where did I?

1079
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,360
Maybe it's down here.

1080
00:54:47,540 --> 00:54:48,340
This cable.

1081
00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:50,640
If I put this cable into this.

1082
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:53,920
Then it should.

1083
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,260
Give me some power.

1084
00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:59,060
There's it.

1085
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,460
You have to restart the fucking thing.

1086
00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:14,780
Restart that.

1087
00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:18,220
Let's do it back up.

1088
00:55:18,220 --> 00:55:18,500
The screensavers.

1089
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,840
We visited one graphics house that relies heavily on the new clip art collections.

1090
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:29,480
The graphic designers at Rucker Huggins pride themselves on the uniqueness of their digital art.

1091
00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:32,260
Most of their illustrations are original work.

1092
00:55:32,260 --> 00:55:36,960
However, they have found a way to incorporate clip art into the design process.

1093
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,300
Hal Rucker says it's a real time saver during the initial creative meeting with a client.

1094
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:44,320
We don't want to spend a lot of time making you two unbeautiful.

1095
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:45,620
We just want to get it out in front of them.

1096
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:46,200
Wow.

1097
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,360
Um, clip art can be valuable because.

1098
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,680
This is another staple for me.

1099
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,680
Being able to do this during fucking interviews with people.

1100
00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:55,420
And to move like that.

1101
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,300
Can't move like that when I'm in a seat.

1102
00:55:58,060 --> 00:56:00,960
If we have an idea that uses a telephone.

1103
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,820
Liam Rogers, thank you very much.

1104
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,960
Any thoughts on the Resident Evil 4 remake releasing?

1105
00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:05,740
Yeah, it's going to be good.

1106
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:06,540
It's going to be good.

1107
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,220
It will be funny to tackle it on stream.

1108
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:09,940
It's going to go.

1109
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:11,600
We'll, we'll, we'll do it on release.

1110
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:14,360
Well, I'm saying it here and now we'll do it on release.

1111
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,340
And horrific dino necktie.

1112
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:17,200
Thank you very much.

1113
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:18,380
And Connor Hamm.

1114
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,080
Thank you very much.

1115
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:21,500
Somewhere we can just throw in a clip art telephone.

1116
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,200
And people dissing this guy's haircut.

1117
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,100
It's a great haircut.

1118
00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:26,240
He's got a great hairline.

1119
00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:26,760
It's thick.

1120
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:27,720
It's frivolous.

1121
00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:29,000
And it's funky.

1122
00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,380
Spending time drawing our own.

1123
00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:34,220
And then if the client really likes the idea and he says, yeah, let's go with this.

1124
00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:39,820
Then we'll go back to the drawing board or the computer and draw our own telephone in a style

1125
00:56:39,820 --> 00:56:42,620
that's appropriate for our total design.

1126
00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:47,340
A clip art outline of the state of California is the starting point for this design,

1127
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:51,860
which is then enhanced and embellished using a program called Add Depth.

1128
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,400
This is a selection from Teammaker's new collection.

1129
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,020
I think we have it.

1130
00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:55,960
I think we have it here.

1131
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:58,860
Oh, beautiful.

1132
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:00,940
So that's that noise.

1133
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:01,740
And then we have that.

1134
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:04,680
Thank God.

1135
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,460
It's all we want.

1136
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,240
It's all I wanted.

1137
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:11,440
Collection called Clickart, which Rucker Huggins will use as part of the design for the product box.

1138
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,320
They begin with the basic shape.

1139
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:13,720
Product box.

1140
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,500
Then embellish it using Adobe Illustrator and Painter.

1141
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:27,120
We were able to do some really fun tricks that are unique to Painter, which is we could add a texture to the background so it looks like it's on a cracked stone surface.

1142
00:57:28,180 --> 00:57:33,600
And then we could add a lighting effect to that so it looked like there was a beam of light going across that cast a shadow.

1143
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:39,000
And it was a very easy way to create a fairly dramatic design.

1144
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,920
And that all started with Clickart.

1145
00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:45,440
And that illustration was going to be used on the Clickart package.

1146
00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:48,560
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

1147
00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:01,860
And now we have bots.

1148
00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:03,560
Whether it's Clickart, screen savers...

1149
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,360
And now the bots are in town.

1150
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,680
Let me get rid of these fuckers.

1151
00:58:08,820 --> 00:58:12,300
I think they can come in here with their 69Mega.com bullshit.

1152
00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:13,540
It's a...

1153
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,500
It's...

1154
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,320
You've gone one step too far.

1155
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:16,860
You're gone.

1156
00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:19,680
How do they keep replicating?

1157
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,640
I don't need to see them.

1158
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,340
Screens are certainly more interesting to look at these days.

1159
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:35,240
Here to show us some other ways to put pretty pictures on our screens are David Chang from Spinnaker.

1160
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:36,260
Also with...

1161
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,340
Dahi Chang.

1162
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:38,840
From Microsoft.

1163
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:43,260
And over there we have Martine Edwards from Access SoftTech.

1164
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:43,960
All right, David.

1165
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,300
SoftTech.

1166
00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:46,300
Let's begin with you.

1167
00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:48,680
And we've been looking at pictures that people are using kind of for fun.

1168
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,280
You know, screen savers and wallpaper and that kind of stuff.

1169
00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:55,820
Some people want to put pictures in the computer and actually use them inside newsletters or documents and so on.

1170
00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:56,840
That's what you have, right?

1171
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,280
Right.

1172
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:59,020
What we have here is PFS Power Album.

1173
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:01,020
It includes a thousand pieces of clip art.

1174
00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:05,820
David Chang here from Sipnaker Software.

1175
00:59:05,820 --> 00:59:07,620
In Windows Metafile format.

1176
00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:11,160
And you can also add your own clip art, scans, drawings and more.

1177
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,740
All right, let's take a look at what's in your library.

1178
00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:13,800
It says a thousand pictures.

1179
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,620
And how is this organized?

1180
00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:15,460
Sexbot, thank you very much.

1181
00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:15,780
Online one.

1182
00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:17,500
We tried to maintain a photo album metaphor.

1183
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,500
And Connor Hamm and Jeff Goldbar.

1184
00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:26,640
Look at these amazing clip art technological advancements that were made at the behest of humanity.

1185
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:30,640
It has to be said, I really do emphasize humanity on that.

1186
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,480
Look at the situational scenarios here.

1187
00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:41,260
And you got to imagine what life is like back then, 93, going into the office and coming up with some of these pictures.

1188
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:42,740
Some shit hot artwork.

1189
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:50,500
And the graphic designers who made them were probably on fucking bundles of money per clip.

1190
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:51,580
We're here.

1191
00:59:51,580 --> 00:59:54,860
So we have pages that you can turn to view more images.

1192
00:59:54,860 --> 00:59:56,700
Just look at the thumbnails of the pictures you have.

1193
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:58,500
And there's tabs on the right of the categories.

1194
00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:58,840
Right.

1195
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:04,540
So I could click on, say, high tech, for example, and see your images.

1196
01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:04,940
Okay.

1197
01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:05,440
Right.

1198
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,040
What else?

1199
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,400
Just show me a couple of these categories here because they're kind of nice.

1200
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:08,980
Objects.

1201
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,300
They're kind of nice.

1202
01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:14,260
Just a quick glimpse of what you reckon is kind of nice.

1203
01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:18,460
Some of these, there's a ball for sports, a baseball.

1204
01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:19,900
You've got a basketball.

1205
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:24,520
Now, these would really bring to life a Microsoft Word document.

1206
01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:29,380
They would really boost up the presentational style of the Word document you were making.

1207
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,040
And just give it that extra bit of fucking glitz and glam.

1208
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,600
You know, if you saw that on a CV, you'd get hired.

1209
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,420
In 93, it was a different time back then, you know?

1210
01:00:42,040 --> 01:01:00,660
If you wanted to get that job as a swimming instructor at the local leisure center, you knew that even if you didn't have the fucking skills to pay the bills, if you put one of these fucking bad boys in next to your resume or the list of past previous employers and such, then you were getting that fucking job.

1211
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:09,860
Likewise, if you wanted to be a soccer leg, if you were going for the job of soccer, just a disembodied leg kicking a soccer ball.

1212
01:01:10,380 --> 01:01:11,720
That's all you'd need, man.

1213
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:20,680
And you were on, you were playing for fucking DC Galaxy United alongside Pele and Beckenbauer and all those fucking fat cats.

1214
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,460
And I don't know what that is.

1215
01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:25,840
I have a hurdler.

1216
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,820
Categories here because they're kind of nice.

1217
01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:28,660
Objects.

1218
01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:29,160
Mm-hmm.

1219
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:30,300
People.

1220
01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:33,020
All right, now one of the problems in a...

1221
01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:34,680
Objects, people.

1222
01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:40,700
And a big, big shout-out, and a thank you very much to Anaconda G.

1223
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,260
Thank you very much, Anaconda G there.

1224
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:49,940
Very, very kind of you, Tom.

1225
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,520
Very, very kind of Anaconda G, thank you very much.

1226
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:57,500
And a big shout-out as well to Sexbot Online.

1227
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,480
Thank you very much.

1228
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,820
The Clipart Collection is finding the one you want.

1229
01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:03,380
You don't know exactly what's in here.

1230
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:08,160
Now, I think you can do, like, keyword searches for these pictures, can't you?

1231
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:08,600
That's right.

1232
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,280
Each of the images included with PowerAlbum have been described with keywords.

1233
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,400
So to find a bunch of similar images, I can go to the Find function.

1234
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,640
All right, so suppose, yeah, I'm looking for...

1235
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,300
Thank you very much.

1236
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,340
I'm doing a newsletter in our meeting, and I want a graphic that says Meeting.

1237
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,580
Now, can I just say, give it the word Meet or Meeting?

1238
01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:26,800
Right. Let's type in Meet.

1239
01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:27,280
Okay.

1240
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:29,540
And go to Find All.

1241
01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:35,720
And what PowerAlbum will do is go through the entire album and find all those images that have the word Meet.

1242
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,740
And so it's created a Meet section for me, or Meeting section for me now.

1243
01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:39,960
Wow.

1244
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:40,500
Create a category.

1245
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,380
Type in Meet.

1246
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,720
And this is what you get.

1247
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:43,420
They're called Found.

1248
01:02:43,420 --> 01:02:44,260
All right, the ones that found.

1249
01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:46,960
So that you can compare all the different images together.

1250
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:46,960
Mm-hmm.

1251
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,960
And find the one that really suits your application.

1252
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,640
Okay, so pick one that I'd put in my newsletter.

1253
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:51,560
Say that guy over there.

1254
01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:52,060
Try that one.

1255
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:58,680
Now, to get a graphic from PowerAlbum into your application, simple matter of going to the...

1256
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,060
Got to hand it to Chang.

1257
01:03:00,060 --> 01:03:02,760
He's fucking doing the business.

1258
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,900
I had my doubts at first.

1259
01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:11,680
But Chang is sending the fucking ball into space with this clipart selection.

1260
01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:14,400
And well done.

1261
01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:16,800
In the future.

1262
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,240
He's got a fan from the future here.

1263
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,400
Copy the image into the Windows clipboard.

1264
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,760
Okay, so really copy and paste as we would in any other Windows application.

1265
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:27,980
Right.

1266
01:03:28,260 --> 01:03:29,020
Going to another application.

1267
01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:29,220
Wow.

1268
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,240
Seminar on Emerging Technology.

1269
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:39,520
One of the first tenets of being a leader is to focus our attention on the needs of the customer.

1270
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:51,260
When we innovate for innovation's sake with secondary regard to customer need, we end up with products that fail.

1271
01:03:52,260 --> 01:03:55,760
I can't read the rest of it there, but I'll read the rest of this here in that style again.

1272
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,660
New directions.

1273
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,560
Satisfaction and performance.

1274
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:08,020
Measuring performance in today's workplace is a complicated task.

1275
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:20,200
There are a multitude of variables that must be considered when providing a fair, unbiased, and legal review.

1276
01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:24,240
Exceptional care must be taken to develop.

1277
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:26,380
So we're in window works right now.

1278
01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:27,200
Yeah, and tenants.

1279
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,420
I want to know what...

1280
01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:29,460
Is it not tenants?

1281
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,840
Because they fucking wrote T-E-N-A-N-T-S.

1282
01:04:33,940 --> 01:04:34,920
Now that to me...

1283
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,920
Means somebody is lodging as their tenant and you're the landlord.

1284
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,520
Is it not tenants?

1285
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,060
Like fucking Christopher Nolan's tenant.

1286
01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:48,220
Am I right in saying this, guys?

1287
01:04:52,420 --> 01:04:55,360
Am I right in saying that they're wrong here?

1288
01:04:56,540 --> 01:04:57,980
Might be an American thing.

1289
01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:58,620
Okay.

1290
01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:03,240
Do you know, I'm willing to say...

1291
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:07,240
I'm willing to accept that they spell the word colour without the U in it.

1292
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,420
I'm willing to accept that they say...

1293
01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:12,420
I'm willing to accept that the Americans will say...

1294
01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:14,780
Aluminum instead of aluminium.

1295
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,420
But what I won't accept tonight, here and now...

1296
01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,420
Is that they take the word tenant...

1297
01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:23,420
And they put a fucking N into it...

1298
01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:25,300
And an A as well...

1299
01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:27,600
And change the definition entirely.

1300
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:44,900
I'm not going to accept that.

1301
01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:45,660
Right now.

1302
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:45,920
Right.

1303
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:47,880
Go and click.

1304
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:49,720
And paste.

1305
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,220
Mm-hmm.

1306
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,280
And then...

1307
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:53,840
Mm-hmm.

1308
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:54,380
We have it.

1309
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:56,320
Okay, and it's called Power Album from PFS.

1310
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:56,760
Right.

1311
01:05:57,060 --> 01:05:57,860
All right, thanks a lot.

1312
01:05:58,420 --> 01:05:58,600
All right.

1313
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:01,120
Let's take a look at now Microsoft Scenes, Nana.

1314
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,600
And I guess these are the three packages over here.

1315
01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,160
And just tell me briefly what's inside these.

1316
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:05,960
Okay, we have the Sierra.

1317
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,780
Lovely hand gesture there.

1318
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,960
It was a seance.

1319
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:09,360
Nana.

1320
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:09,900
Kind of...

1321
01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:11,020
And I guess these are the three packages...

1322
01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:11,580
A Ouija board.

1323
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:12,560
A Ouija board.

1324
01:06:12,660 --> 01:06:13,300
A Ouija board.

1325
01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:14,880
Look at this here.

1326
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,940
We got any sweet music for this hand gesture here.

1327
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,340
Let's see if we have any sweet music.

1328
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,080
That's as sweet as we can go here.

1329
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:26,520
Stu's fucking...

1330
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,180
What's he summoning from that technology there?

1331
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:41,140
Stu put his hand over the fucking mystery screensaver software package and tried to summon the evil demon of the software realm.

1332
01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:48,260
A screensaver demon that would grace a thousand screens from now until eternity.

1333
01:06:50,260 --> 01:06:51,900
And just tell me briefly what's inside these.

1334
01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:57,320
Okay, we have the Sierra Club collection, which is basically the photographs from the Sierra Club calendars that we're all very familiar with.

1335
01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,520
The Ouija board.

1336
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:00,920
We have the impressionist collection, impressionist, post-impressionist paintings.

1337
01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:01,180
Right.

1338
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:05,100
Outer space, photographs from NASA and observatories around the world.

1339
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:06,420
And how many are in each of the collections?

1340
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,660
There are 48 photographic images in each collection.

1341
01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:11,660
All right, just have to show me what these look like on the...

1342
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:15,060
A text message from my cousin there.

1343
01:07:15,060 --> 01:07:17,060
We've got him there.

1344
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:24,040
Oya Francis, it's me, your cousin, Doyle McManus.

1345
01:07:24,380 --> 01:07:27,780
We've reason to believe that you were in cahoots with the fucking cartel.

1346
01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:29,480
Is that what you're at all day, is it?

1347
01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:33,140
Sitting on your fat arse, playing the fucking cartel station.

1348
01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:37,740
Yeah, you're desensitizing the masses to the global homeless agenda.

1349
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,620
We know well that you're fucked.

1350
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,060
We're going to get a hold of you.

1351
01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:45,500
If you want to know any more information, I suggest you call me back or ring the cards.

1352
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,640
Because they'll fucking tell you everything you need to know about me.

1353
01:07:50,180 --> 01:07:50,980
Fucking hell.

1354
01:07:52,660 --> 01:07:53,700
That was a bit much.

1355
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:54,880
Tom, were you watching that?

1356
01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:57,120
I was, yeah.

1357
01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:57,760
It's sickening.

1358
01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:58,600
That's Doyle, is it?

1359
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:03,400
I don't know, but it was a fucking aggressive tone.

1360
01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:09,660
And they said that I was fucking in cahoots with the cartel and they were fucking the cabal.

1361
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:12,860
I don't mind them.

1362
01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:14,240
Don't mind them.

1363
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:17,740
We'll carry on with this.

1364
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,420
There are space photographs from NASA and observatories around the world.

1365
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:22,700
And how many are in each of the collections?

1366
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,640
There are 48 photographic images in each collection, in each box.

1367
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,400
All right, so show me what these look like on the computer screen.

1368
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:29,320
What are we looking at right now?

1369
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:32,520
Well, actually, right now we're looking at one of the pictures from the outer space collection.

1370
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,760
Just went into the Sierra Club collection.

1371
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,240
And it's in random places.

1372
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:36,980
Thank you very much.

1373
01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:38,240
Monty Don.

1374
01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:40,480
Yeah, I won't say that word.

1375
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,180
It was a swear word that made it through.

1376
01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,100
Thank you very much.

1377
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,040
We're cycling through some of these pictures.

1378
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:45,740
Yeah, exactly.

1379
01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:46,840
Another from the Sierra Club.

1380
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:47,860
And more Sierra Club stuff.

1381
01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:49,360
Let's just take a look at these because they're so pretty.

1382
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:50,080
Yeah, yeah.

1383
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,540
And you can use these as screensavers or wallpaper, right?

1384
01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:53,160
Yes, both.

1385
01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:57,300
All right, show me the interface and show me how I would pick these pictures and put them inside my app.

1386
01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:58,820
Oh, there's a gorgeous impressionist one.

1387
01:08:58,900 --> 01:08:59,220
Exactly.

1388
01:08:59,420 --> 01:09:04,700
Well, all right, as a screensaver, you can choose which picture sets you're going to cycle through.

1389
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:05,460
Thank you, Doyle.

1390
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:06,780
So they're the three sets you were showing me.

1391
01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:10,300
The different transitions, how the pictures are going to change between each other.

1392
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:11,240
Cuts, dissolves, wipes, etc.

1393
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:11,560
Exactly.

1394
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,320
So I can do that.

1395
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:16,120
When the screensaver should come on, like after you haven't been typing for five minutes or more.

1396
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:20,520
And in this case, how quickly you want the pictures to change.

1397
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:21,560
Now, I've got it set.

1398
01:09:21,860 --> 01:09:24,420
We're still on screensavers here and there's nothing much.

1399
01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:25,720
Most people set it for five, ten.

1400
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,480
There's nothing innovative coming from this.

1401
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,160
I can't really feel the vibe here.

1402
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:32,980
Chang fucking knocked her out the park before her.

1403
01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:34,400
I don't know what she's doing.

1404
01:09:34,540 --> 01:09:37,700
15 minutes because the whole idea is to take a little breather.

1405
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:38,680
Stop work.

1406
01:09:38,860 --> 01:09:39,640
Take a deep breath.

1407
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,240
Yes, calm down for a moment.

1408
01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:41,640
Okay.

1409
01:09:41,860 --> 01:09:42,940
All right, let's stop coming now.

1410
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:43,180
Let's go.

1411
01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:43,380
Okay.

1412
01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:47,200
Let's stop coming, is it?

1413
01:09:47,260 --> 01:09:50,320
15 minutes because the whole idea is to take a little breather.

1414
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:51,320
Stop work.

1415
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,260
Take a deep breath.

1416
01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:53,860
Yes, calm down for a moment.

1417
01:09:53,980 --> 01:09:54,300
Okay.

1418
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:55,560
All right, let's stop coming now.

1419
01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:55,800
Let's go.

1420
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:55,980
Okay.

1421
01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:58,480
Then we have quick starts.

1422
01:09:58,620 --> 01:10:01,820
She said calm down, but he said let's stop coming.

1423
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,180
I don't know what's going on there.

1424
01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:04,920
Thanks very much.

1425
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:05,800
Show me the interface.

1426
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:06,440
Okay.

1427
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:07,720
All right, let's stop coming now.

1428
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:07,920
Let's go.

1429
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,160
Okay.

1430
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:11,100
Let's calm down for a moment.

1431
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:11,540
Okay.

1432
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:12,800
All right, let's stop coming now.

1433
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,020
Let's go.

1434
01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:13,240
Okay.

1435
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,740
All right.

1436
01:10:14,740 --> 01:10:18,220
Then we have quick starts to cover up the important information and password to keep it covered up.

1437
01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:25,400
Now, one of the things that's neat about Microsoft Scenes is you can take your own photos, your own family snapshots, and get them converted into this file format, right?

1438
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:25,720
Exactly.

1439
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,260
Okay, now we sent you a bunch of pictures.

1440
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:27,520
Right.

1441
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:28,320
Tell me how that works.

1442
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:36,120
Well, basically, in each box, there is a little photo mailer that allows you to slip in your 3x5 or 4x6 prints, and you send it to a company called Genographics.

1443
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:40,720
Genographics is one of the world's largest slide or image processing companies around.

1444
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,220
Is this free or do you have to pay for this?

1445
01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:43,960
The first three are absolutely free.

1446
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,260
So that's a great deal.

1447
01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:45,460
Okay.

1448
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:47,540
But they send you back this little folder that has-

1449
01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:49,100
We're told it's a great deal.

1450
01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:50,920
A little disc in it plus your pictures.

1451
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:51,380
Okay.

1452
01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:51,660
So you get those back.

1453
01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:52,880
So you get your pictures in the disc.

1454
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:53,080
Right?

1455
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,100
You put the floppy disc in the machine.

1456
01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:54,100
Yep.

1457
01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:54,580
Put it in there.

1458
01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:55,000
All right.

1459
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,400
So we sent you a bunch of photos from the Israel show we did a couple of months ago.

1460
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,320
We got to see that Israel show.

1461
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,680
It looks like it could be a blast.

1462
01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:03,940
Could be a nice bit of tech washing.

1463
01:11:04,580 --> 01:11:06,640
You know, the way they say it's sports washing for Qatar.

1464
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,540
It might have been an Israeli tech washing exercise.

1465
01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:14,880
And Stuart, Stuart might have been on the Israeli dollar.

1466
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,660
Let's watch that one next.

1467
01:11:16,660 --> 01:11:17,080
Take your step.

1468
01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:19,000
Let's put that one on next.

1469
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:21,860
It could be a fucking gemstone in the rough.

1470
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,720
Now you have to tell it where it is.

1471
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:23,940
Okay.

1472
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:26,020
It's in my C drive because I happen to have preloaded this.

1473
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:27,900
I'm just thinking of Stu.

1474
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:33,600
Imagine loads of Stu interstitials where he's talking about how good the Israelis are.

1475
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:33,980
Okay.

1476
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,920
So to ask me, well, where did you put that?

1477
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,500
Well, I put it into my-

1478
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:38,060
C-chron.

1479
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:38,480
Yeah.

1480
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:39,000
C-chron.

1481
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,020
That's what I call Computer Chronicles.

1482
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,460
Now you want to see what's in there?

1483
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,860
Let's go into this preview section.

1484
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:45,960
Computer Chronicles.

1485
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:47,360
BBW100.

1486
01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:48,280
Fuck, no way.

1487
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:48,760
Installed.

1488
01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:50,100
Now you want to see what's in there?

1489
01:11:50,300 --> 01:11:51,040
Let's have a look.

1490
01:11:55,660 --> 01:11:58,460
There's a folder called BBW100.

1491
01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:02,460
Very suspect name for a folder.

1492
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:05,120
Because I happen to have preloaded this.

1493
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:05,360
Okay.

1494
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,000
Especially for a woman.

1495
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:07,380
Where did you put that?

1496
01:12:07,860 --> 01:12:11,120
Especially for a lady to have on her C drive.

1497
01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:12,420
Put it into my-

1498
01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:13,020
C-chron.

1499
01:12:13,260 --> 01:12:13,420
Yeah.

1500
01:12:13,860 --> 01:12:14,180
Okay.

1501
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:15,100
So it says, great.

1502
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:15,920
Okay, it's installed.

1503
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,500
BBW100.

1504
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:17,500
BBW100.

1505
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,800
Let's go into this preview section.

1506
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,000
Computer Chronicles.

1507
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:24,240
A new voice has entered the head and I can't.

1508
01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:24,680
Okay.

1509
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:25,560
Let's decompress it.

1510
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:26,680
Now, it is decompressing.

1511
01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:27,920
Can't fucking get rid of it.

1512
01:12:28,060 --> 01:12:30,000
Just three megabytes of hard disk space.

1513
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,540
So let's take a look at that so you can actually see it.

1514
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:32,840
Okay.

1515
01:12:32,940 --> 01:12:34,840
And there we were standing on the Mediterranean Sea.

1516
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,840
Stew on the beach.

1517
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:36,400
Stew on the beach.

1518
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:37,980
Malibu stew.

1519
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:40,200
Doing it smooth.

1520
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,220
On the LA beach scene.

1521
01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,740
And look at the fucking rig up.

1522
01:12:45,220 --> 01:12:46,080
That they've got there.

1523
01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:51,360
Big fucking clunky McDunk clunkerson there with the big clunk fest of a camera.

1524
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,500
He's got a pan bar.

1525
01:12:54,380 --> 01:12:58,020
Got a massive pan bar on the top of that fucking tripod.

1526
01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:03,060
It's a real clunker McDunkerson scenario.

1527
01:13:03,340 --> 01:13:05,220
And he's getting all the attention down the beach.

1528
01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:06,500
See in Tel Aviv.

1529
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:06,740
Right.

1530
01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:07,100
Exactly.

1531
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:07,960
Doing what we call a stand-up.

1532
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:12,340
And I could then take this and turn it into a screensaver or wallpaper or whatever.

1533
01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:14,520
Now, let's say, in fact, let's do this.

1534
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:15,100
Let's do it.

1535
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,560
Let it go into its screensaver mode.

1536
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,560
I'm doing a quick start.

1537
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:17,860
Okay.

1538
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,220
And you see it's going through.

1539
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,180
It's cycling again to decompress it.

1540
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,900
And it's bringing up, it looks like a Monet.

1541
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:25,060
Water lilies, in fact.

1542
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:28,720
Now, one of the first things that happens when you see this, at least when I've shown this to people,

1543
01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:30,180
is they want to know what it is that they're looking at.

1544
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:30,380
Right.

1545
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:34,320
So, we give people, well, let's go through the next one.

1546
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,980
Look at the pants on the guy or no pants.

1547
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,220
Pants, but no pants.

1548
01:13:40,380 --> 01:13:41,500
So, we give people.

1549
01:13:41,540 --> 01:13:47,780
What is Stu doing in fucking Israel with a guy with no pants on or shorts?

1550
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,520
And who's this?

1551
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,880
Look at this fella in the background as well.

1552
01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:52,620
How bizarre.

1553
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:54,520
Checkle Stu, thank you very much.

1554
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:57,500
And it goes from a Monet painting to this.

1555
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,100
Well, let's let it go through the next one.

1556
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:00,760
Even Stu is laughing.

1557
01:14:01,140 --> 01:14:03,280
She was like, why did you put that in there?

1558
01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:04,860
Makes me look fucking shit, man.

1559
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,100
I thought those were two arms.

1560
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,900
Do you know when the image was...

1561
01:14:22,900 --> 01:14:28,600
I thought those were your man's arms and he was holding up a fucking rock that he was going to throw in at Stu.

1562
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:33,860
But it becomes clear that that's some kind of structure behind him.

1563
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,040
And are these like barbed wire?

1564
01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:38,120
Is that like fucking...

1565
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:42,300
Is that the border where they're trying to keep the Palestinians out or something?

1566
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,380
And Stu's like...

1567
01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:45,580
It seemed to be real hard.

1568
01:14:45,580 --> 01:14:49,640
We're here today at the Palestinian border.

1569
01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:53,460
Where Israel's making a startup revolution.

1570
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,140
So, we give people...

1571
01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:56,860
Well, let's...

1572
01:14:56,860 --> 01:14:58,320
Can you see how...

1573
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:02,960
I thought that was a fella that was about to throw a fucking big boulder at Stu.

1574
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:06,320
Do you know before the image becomes resolatory...

1575
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,000
Acceptable.

1576
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,600
Which is a brand new fucking phrase.

1577
01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,080
Well, let's let it go through the next one.

1578
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,480
It seemed to really like that one.

1579
01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:16,360
Stu wanted that changed.

1580
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:18,720
Straight away, Stu wanted that changed.

1581
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:19,760
Let's go through one more time.

1582
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,040
Bring up another picture.

1583
01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:21,860
So one of your...

1584
01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:23,000
You're from your three collections.

1585
01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:23,660
Right, right.

1586
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:24,460
Outer space.

1587
01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:24,760
Okay.

1588
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,500
Oh, that went too quickly.

1589
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:27,260
Okay, go ahead.

1590
01:15:27,820 --> 01:15:29,220
So we'll start it again.

1591
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:29,960
Okay.

1592
01:15:30,140 --> 01:15:31,400
So you made it go too quickly there now.

1593
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:31,640
Yes.

1594
01:15:32,260 --> 01:15:32,620
Okay.

1595
01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:33,820
All right.

1596
01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:34,540
So here's a pretty one.

1597
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:34,780
Okay.

1598
01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:36,340
So we're coming up with a picture.

1599
01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:38,120
And I want information about this.

1600
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:38,400
Okay.

1601
01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:39,140
And I guess.

1602
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:40,440
Oh, you know what it is?

1603
01:15:40,580 --> 01:15:42,660
I didn't set it to change with the screensaver.

1604
01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,220
Okay.

1605
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:45,080
Fucking it up, man.

1606
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:46,300
Fucked it all up.

1607
01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:47,080
Didn't do this.

1608
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:47,780
Didn't do that.

1609
01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,620
This show is...

1610
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:50,320
Time is money.

1611
01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:52,860
You're very lucky if Stu's gonna let you do this.

1612
01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:53,480
the third time.

1613
01:15:53,540 --> 01:15:54,380
I wonder will he go.

1614
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,660
Because I've seen Stu time, time again.

1615
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,180
He cuts it.

1616
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,580
He cuts it after two attempts.

1617
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,400
So you set it to go with the screensaver.

1618
01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:02,220
It decompresses.

1619
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,700
Brings up an outer space shot.

1620
01:16:04,700 --> 01:16:05,000
All right.

1621
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,360
So we can find out information about that picture.

1622
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,560
You can first of all show what it is.

1623
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:11,200
And then even beyond that...

1624
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,360
So they're all captioned.

1625
01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:13,540
You can actually bring us information.

1626
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,140
So I mean, this is more than screen...

1627
01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:17,180
Earth from Apollo 17.

1628
01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:22,780
Of all the dozens of planets and moons in our solar system,

1629
01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:25,500
only one supports life.

1630
01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:26,740
Earth.

1631
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:31,060
Our planet is a delicate island of life.

1632
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:34,300
Alone in the vast harsh sea of space.

1633
01:16:34,980 --> 01:16:37,680
A fact that is best appreciated from afar.

1634
01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:39,720
Screensaver wallpaper.

1635
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:40,040
Yes.

1636
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,720
I mean, you could be studying impressionist art...

1637
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:41,860
Yes.

1638
01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:43,260
...or studying space pictures or whatever.

1639
01:16:43,260 --> 01:16:43,320
Yes.

1640
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:45,540
And it's all in bite-sized chunks so you're not overwhelmed.

1641
01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:46,680
Space pictures.

1642
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:47,260
Buy it.

1643
01:16:47,260 --> 01:16:48,000
That's really nice.

1644
01:16:48,060 --> 01:16:48,880
Nana, thank you very much.

1645
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:49,360
Thank you.

1646
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:49,700
All right.

1647
01:16:49,700 --> 01:16:54,280
We're going to turn now to full motion video screensavers, I guess, Martine.

1648
01:16:54,380 --> 01:16:54,840
Yes, Tom.

1649
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:55,640
And tell me about this.

1650
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:55,800
FMV.

1651
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:56,720
FMV.

1652
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:57,860
Full motion video.

1653
01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,000
Matinee.

1654
01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:00,720
And tell me what this is.

1655
01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:04,760
Well, it's a full motion video screensaver playing the video at 30 frames a second.

1656
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:09,080
And this is Martine Edwards from Access Soft Deck.

1657
01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:12,460
So here we have the diskette version with 38 video clips.

1658
01:17:12,620 --> 01:17:12,800
Okay.

1659
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,980
So there's a diskette version and a CD-ROM version?

1660
01:17:15,060 --> 01:17:15,400
Correct.

1661
01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:17,100
And 38 on the diskette version.

1662
01:17:17,140 --> 01:17:18,080
How many on the CD-ROM version?

1663
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:18,660
250.

1664
01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:19,740
Okay.

1665
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,420
And show me how I would decide which ones to click.

1666
01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:23,360
That looked rubbish then.

1667
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:23,960
Did you see that?

1668
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:24,480
It was rubbish.

1669
01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:25,940
Correct.

1670
01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:26,520
Yes.

1671
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,580
And up here we have the movie library where we can preview clips.

1672
01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:31,940
So you just click on one of those clips.

1673
01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:33,500
Funny, funny chimp movie.

1674
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,380
Funny chimp MPEG4.

1675
01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:36,060
MPEG.

1676
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,300
And we see, okay, that's a cute one.

1677
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:37,840
Let's look at a couple of these.

1678
01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:39,380
It was a cute one, says Stu.

1679
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:40,100
Couple of these.

1680
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:44,000
And then here we have our storyboard and we just drag the clips down.

1681
01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:45,740
GBP, thank you very much.

1682
01:17:45,860 --> 01:17:46,820
Storyboard that we want.

1683
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,740
Can we preview some?

1684
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,080
Yeah, that's the lips clips.

1685
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,360
And what else do we have?

1686
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:50,860
Lips.

1687
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:51,260
You've got.

1688
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:52,300
Okay, little cartoons.

1689
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:53,440
Another cartoon.

1690
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:54,580
You've got a chimp.

1691
01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:55,160
You've got lips.

1692
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:55,920
I love the cartoons.

1693
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:57,060
Yeah, what else?

1694
01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:58,460
What else?

1695
01:17:58,600 --> 01:17:58,940
Uh-huh.

1696
01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:00,580
Finger flame.

1697
01:18:00,820 --> 01:18:01,680
Okay, show me another one.

1698
01:18:02,860 --> 01:18:04,260
Everyone recognize the flying.

1699
01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:05,980
Flying toast, if not flying toaster.

1700
01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:06,900
Flying toast.

1701
01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:07,420
That's a classic.

1702
01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:08,580
So I paste my whole movie together.

1703
01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:08,600
So I paste my whole movie together.

1704
01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:09,420
And then what do I do now?

1705
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,600
Well, we can change the different playback options.

1706
01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:16,600
There's password protection, of course.

1707
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:19,600
So you can leave your desk without the fear of someone seeing.

1708
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:21,480
Your work?

1709
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:22,080
Exactly.

1710
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:25,700
Or even if you're doing your resume at work and you don't want anyone to see.

1711
01:18:26,380 --> 01:18:26,820
Fake lap.

1712
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:27,900
We also have.

1713
01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:33,600
This was what the idea of cool was back then because, like, the technology wasn't around

1714
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:40,980
at the time to just juxtapose images of just that didn't have anything to do with each

1715
01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:44,160
other, against each other in a film stream.

1716
01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:47,180
And then that was cool in the 90s, you know?

1717
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:53,040
The technology had arrived where you could take film footage from the fucking 1930s and

1718
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:57,580
then put that with a cartoon and then some modern MTV shite of lips.

1719
01:18:58,220 --> 01:18:59,620
And people thought that was cool.

1720
01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:06,720
And then some people with no taste, I believe, still do because you find that on the RTE2, Network

1721
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:13,780
2, Interstitial Idents, where it's just like a picture of fucking a dog and then a man

1722
01:19:13,780 --> 01:19:17,380
on a roller coaster and then, like, a turd on a floor and then someone drinking.

1723
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:23,500
It's just a bombardment of fucking random images and, like, that's what's used.

1724
01:19:24,180 --> 01:19:28,240
And I already went off on them earlier on for the music that they play on the RTE player for

1725
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,260
the World Cup instead of playing adverts.

1726
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:35,640
But another bugbear is that kind of stuff where it's like, just put, make some better fucking

1727
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:35,980
idents.

1728
01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:40,780
You had better idents probably in the late 90s, early 2000s.

1729
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,720
But they've gone backwards, in my opinion.

1730
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:46,380
Well, we can actually, of course, we lost my favorite against that.

1731
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:51,500
So then we can either wait for our screensaver to come up or...

1732
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:54,460
So we created our little movie and now we can get to watch it here.

1733
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:54,860
Exactly.

1734
01:19:54,980 --> 01:19:55,680
So this is the TV.

1735
01:19:56,100 --> 01:19:58,160
Ooh, that's a little thing we added at the end.

1736
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:04,360
So this is the TV screen version, but then it'll automatically go into screensaver mode?

1737
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,700
Right, otherwise it wouldn't really be a screensaver.

1738
01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:07,360
Which it's doing right now.

1739
01:20:08,460 --> 01:20:08,660
Yeah.

1740
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,320
Well, that's a lot of fun, real motion video.

1741
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,300
Now, do I need a really complicated PC to support this?

1742
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:15,980
No, actually, this is my home computer, one I have at home.

1743
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:22,280
You do need a 38620, Windows 3.1, and a 256 color display.

1744
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,920
Martine, if I have my own videos, can I add them into your matinee screen?

1745
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:30,600
Someone's just said, Aisling B and Marie from Breaking Bad.

1746
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:32,100
I'm not sure.

1747
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:32,920
I can't remember.

1748
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:35,840
I have still the pleasure of watching Breaking Bad.

1749
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:36,880
It's still there for me.

1750
01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:37,340
I haven't.

1751
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,280
I've only seen the first ever two episodes.

1752
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:44,200
I can't wait to watch the entirety of that.

1753
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:46,220
It's all ahead of me.

1754
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:48,820
Do you know when people say, I wish I could watch it for the first time?

1755
01:20:49,820 --> 01:20:57,500
Well, I am one of those people who has still not seen Breaking Bad, and it's meant to be one of the best.

1756
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:01,280
Up there with Sopranos, I've still got to watch it.

1757
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:07,440
So, just a little moment for me there to say, I bet you wish you were me.

1758
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:12,820
Thank you very much there, Ralph Steges, for the tip there.

1759
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:14,700
256 color display.

1760
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:18,460
Martine, if I have my own videos, can I add them into your matinee screensaver?

1761
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:19,040
Absolutely.

1762
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:26,820
If you have any AVI clips, which is the video for Windows Standard, you can copy them right into your matinee directory, and they'll play as the other matinee clips.

1763
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:27,940
Okay, thanks a lot.

1764
01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:28,320
Thank you.

1765
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,020
That's our look at screensavers, etc.

1766
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:33,120
Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access.

1767
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:39,360
I hope the Israel episode isn't going to be a letdown, but I think it could be potentially a letdown.

1768
01:21:46,020 --> 01:21:48,460
In the Random Access file this week, Dell...

1769
01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:50,560
Janelle Stelzen's after you.

1770
01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:53,900
...computer says it will no longer sell computers through retail stores.

1771
01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:57,020
Instead, Dell plans to expand its direct order business.

1772
01:21:57,020 --> 01:22:04,420
But if you still want to purchase a Dell machine at CompUSA or Sam's Club, the PCs will be available until the current inventory runs out.

1773
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:11,860
In a bid to win operating system market share, Apple has announced that System 7.5 will be available this summer.

1774
01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:18,900
New features include Apple Guide, which leads you through a task one step at a time using on-screen clues like arrows and red circles.

1775
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:26,300
Apple is claiming that Microsoft's much-awaited new version of Windows, known as Chicago, will mimic System 7.5.

1776
01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:28,880
Chicago is scheduled to ship at the end of the year.

1777
01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:32,860
And on a sad note, we must report the death of industry leader Gary Kildall.

1778
01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:37,120
This is a moment right here. Look, this is Gary Kildall.

1779
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:41,860
And we report there. This is the first time we've seen a report on it.

1780
01:22:41,860 --> 01:22:47,460
Gary Kildall. Gary created the early operating system CPM and founded Digital Research.

1781
01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:50,780
He also co-hosted Computer Chronicles for several years.

1782
01:22:50,780 --> 01:22:56,180
WordPerfect Magazine and WordPerfect for Windows Magazine are going online August 1st.

1783
01:22:56,180 --> 01:23:00,680
The magazines will provide users with access to articles, macros, and archives.

1784
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:03,800
They'll also let you communicate with other readers and editors.

1785
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:11,900
WordPerfect says the publications will be available on CompuServe, America Online, and Zip Davis, Ereactive's Interchange.

1786
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:15,400
Going online can save you money on your long-distance bill.

1787
01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:20,280
Several phone companies have been using CompuServe to give out free, prepaid telephone cards,

1788
01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:26,560
good for calls in the US. So where do you find the free phone time? Check under Go Telecards.

1789
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:32,880
The World Cup games featured the largest telecommunications network ever assembled for a single sporting event.

1790
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:35,960
Sprint, EDS, and Sun Microsystems teamed up.

1791
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:40,060
Name that player. Is that a USA player, is it?

1792
01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:43,780
Don't remember if they scored many goals.

1793
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,680
That's not Germany they're playing, is it?

1794
01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:54,480
EDS and Sun Microsystems teamed up to support the more

1795
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:59,580
Dually! And it's a real hot shot goal from Dually!

1796
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:04,660
More than 7,000 journalists covering the games and provide information to soccer fans worldwide.

1797
01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:07,160
Who was the other player who was congratulating them?

1798
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:16,460
More than 7,000 journalists covering the games and providing information to soccer fans worldwide via online services.

1799
01:24:16,940 --> 01:24:23,440
If you must miss the collision of comets with Jupiter this month, you don't have to wait until the next millennia to see it happen again.

1800
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:23,940
Dually!

1801
01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:35,940
The software can also work with various telescopes for the serious stargazer.

1802
01:24:35,940 --> 01:24:42,440
And finally, it was not your average June wedding that took place at last month's PC Expo in New York City.

1803
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:47,940
Cassandra Lehman and Chris Thorne became the first couple to tie the knot in cyberspace.

1804
01:24:47,940 --> 01:24:54,440
The ceremony used ISDN technology to link the couple with a judge who presided from Santa Clara, California.

1805
01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:59,040
The wedding took place at Symantec's booth with help from Pacific Bell and Compression Labs.

1806
01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:06,940
Cassandra and Chris decided to actually travel to their honeymoon destination of Greece rather than see it over ISDN lines.

1807
01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:08,440
And that is it for this week.

1808
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:10,440
F*ckin' ISDN priest.

1809
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:12,440
Right there, look.

1810
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:13,440
The ceremony used ISDN.

1811
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:19,440
Got me off there.

1812
01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:30,940
Tonight at 9:00 on dispatches, the ISDN priest.

1813
01:25:30,940 --> 01:25:43,940
The ISDN technology to link the couple with a judge who presided from Santa Clara, California.

1814
01:25:43,940 --> 01:25:48,440
The wedding took place at Symantec's booth with help from Pacific Bell and Compression Labs.

1815
01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:49,440
I didn't have anything for that.

1816
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:56,440
Cassandra and Chris decided to actually travel to their honeymoon destination of Greece rather than see it over ISDN lines.

1817
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:58,440
And that is it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

1818
01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:00,440
I'm Janelle Stolson.

1819
01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:03,440
Janelle Stolson's there for you.

1820
01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:05,440
This Pentium PC is straight into it.

1821
01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:10,440
We're going to watch the Israel episode, but let's just see Stu's intro here.

1822
01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:12,440
It could be fantastic.

1823
01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:14,940
Could be very loud as well.

1824
01:26:14,940 --> 01:26:16,940
Let's turn that down a notch or two.

1825
01:26:16,940 --> 01:26:25,940
It's trying to guess what he's going to say here when the roller coaster goes around the loop and then it pans out.

1826
01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:27,940
Zoom out to Stu.

1827
01:26:27,940 --> 01:26:31,940
What's he going to say?

1828
01:26:31,940 --> 01:26:35,940
I'm here at a modern theme park.

1829
01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:36,440
Power.

1830
01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:37,440
Power.

1831
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:39,440
It's about Pentium PCs.

1832
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:42,440
So, uh, power maybe.

1833
01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:44,440
Pentium power, is it?

1834
01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:46,440
New tech.

1835
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,440
We've got a few suggestions there.

1836
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:54,440
Brooklyn says, "New technology sometimes throws you for a loop.

1837
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:59,940
Where Intel are gaining pace."

1838
01:26:59,940 --> 01:27:04,940
Looking for anything else.

1839
01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:08,940
Sometimes the internet can feel like a roller coaster.

1840
01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:10,440
It's good.

1841
01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:11,440
It's good.

1842
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:12,440
It's good.

1843
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:16,440
But it's not right because 93 still wouldn't have heralded in the internet era.

1844
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:23,440
Look to the horizon.

1845
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:29,940
The word loop has to be in there.

1846
01:27:31,940 --> 01:27:34,940
Loop or ride has to be in there.

1847
01:27:36,940 --> 01:27:37,440
Fun.

1848
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:38,940
Fun definitely has to be in there.

1849
01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:45,940
It's a long.

1850
01:27:45,940 --> 01:27:46,940
It's a long.

1851
01:27:46,940 --> 01:27:47,940
Ha ha ha ha ha.

1852
01:27:49,940 --> 01:27:52,440
I was thinking, "Where is Stu?"

1853
01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:53,440
Where is he?

1854
01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:55,440
There he fucking is.

1855
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:58,440
There he is.

1856
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:05,440
Tonight at 9:00 on dispatches.

1857
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:08,440
The roller coaster man.

1858
01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:15,940
Hehehehe.

1859
01:28:16,940 --> 01:28:17,940
Abe's Odyssey.

1860
01:28:19,940 --> 01:28:22,940
Somebody there has said Abe's Odyssey head on him.

1861
01:28:23,940 --> 01:28:25,940
The Abe's Odyssey head on him.

1862
01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:27,940
Thank you very much, Schultz.

1863
01:28:28,940 --> 01:28:29,940
For your tip.

1864
01:28:34,940 --> 01:28:35,440
Ha ha.

1865
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:35,940
Abe's World.

1866
01:28:35,940 --> 01:28:37,940
This is Top Gun the world.

1867
01:28:37,940 --> 01:28:38,940
Ha ha ha ha.

1868
01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:39,940
Woo!

1869
01:28:39,940 --> 01:28:43,940
World's newest and fastest roller coaster here at Great of America.

1870
01:28:43,940 --> 01:28:46,440
In Santa Clara County.

1871
01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:47,440
God the-

1872
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:48,440
Ha!

1873
01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:50,440
This is Top Gun!

1874
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:52,440
Sorry, I'm not even on the screen there.

1875
01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:53,440
And we've got-

1876
01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:54,440
Just as we're having fun there.

1877
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:55,440
The bots have come into town.

1878
01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,440
To play their little stupid games again.

1879
01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,440
Let me fucking take these fuckers down.

1880
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:00,440
Take these fucking-

1881
01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:01,440
Assholes down.

1882
01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:02,440
Fil-

1883
01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:03,440
69mega.com flame emoji.

1884
01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:04,440
Fil-

1885
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:05,440
69mega.com flame emoji.

1886
01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:06,440
Fil-

1887
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:07,440
69mega.com flame emoji.

1888
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:08,440
Fil-

1889
01:29:08,440 --> 01:29:09,440
69mega.com flame emoji.

1890
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:10,440
Fil-

1891
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:11,440
69mega.com flame emoji.

1892
01:29:11,440 --> 01:29:12,440
Fil-

1893
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:12,440
69mega.com flame emoji.

1894
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:13,440
Fill-

1895
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:13,940
70mega.com flame emoji.

1896
01:29:13,940 --> 01:29:14,940
Fill life with emotions.

1897
01:29:14,940 --> 01:29:15,940
Find love.

1898
01:29:15,940 --> 01:29:16,940
Right.

1899
01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:17,940
Okay.

1900
01:29:17,940 --> 01:29:18,940
That's that.

1901
01:29:18,940 --> 01:29:19,940
That's that.

1902
01:29:19,940 --> 01:29:20,940
Vanquished.

1903
01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:24,940
I can take down the, uh, the boost I made in the original episode there.

1904
01:29:24,940 --> 01:29:43,440
This is Top Gun, the world's newest and fastest roller coaster here at Great America in Santa Clara, California.

1905
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:48,940
It's sheer speed and power makes your heart beat a lot faster.

1906
01:29:48,940 --> 01:29:49,940
Speed and power.

1907
01:29:49,940 --> 01:29:54,940
But also here in Santa Clara, just across the road there, is the Intel Corporation.

1908
01:29:54,940 --> 01:29:55,940
Intel Corporation.

1909
01:29:55,940 --> 01:29:56,440
We're making a-

1910
01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:57,440
Intel Corporation.

1911
01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:58,440
We're making a-

1912
01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:58,440
Hello-

1913
01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:08,440
This is Top Gun, the world's newest and fastest roller coaster here at Great America in Santa Clara.

1914
01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:09,440
Fastest-

1915
01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:10,440
Top Gun.

1916
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:22,940
And somebody in the chat there, wonky Kong says, I rode that Top Gun roller coaster.

1917
01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:28,100
The world's newest and fastest roller coaster here at Great America in Santa Clara, California.

1918
01:30:28,460 --> 01:30:29,500
It's sheer speed and...

1919
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:32,540
And somebody in the chat there, Wonky Kong, says,

1920
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:35,640
I rode that Top Gun roller coaster.

1921
01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:37,660
Sounds like you had a blast.

1922
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:39,700
Power makes your heart beat a lot faster.

1923
01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:42,780
But also here in Santa Clara, just across the road there,

1924
01:30:43,060 --> 01:30:46,800
is the Intel Corporation, where they're making the Pentium microprocessor.

1925
01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:50,640
It's sheer speed and power will make your computer beat a lot faster.

1926
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:52,480
Today, we'll take a look at the...

1927
01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:54,440
That doesn't sound correct, does it?

1928
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:58,140
The sheer speed and power will make your computer beat a lot faster.

1929
01:30:58,980 --> 01:31:00,220
Me feel English?

1930
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,340
The road there is the Intel Corporation,

1931
01:31:03,660 --> 01:31:05,580
where they're making the Pentium microprocessor.

1932
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:09,440
It's sheer speed and power will make your computer beat a lot faster.

1933
01:31:09,780 --> 01:31:10,820
Today, we'll take a look at...

1934
01:31:10,820 --> 01:31:13,300
Beat? Oh, beat, okay, yeah, right, getcha, getcha, getcha.

1935
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:15,600
Ups and downs of the new Pentium PCs,

1936
01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:18,360
on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

1937
01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:35,840
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel,

1938
01:31:36,060 --> 01:31:39,280
microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow.

1939
01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:41,500
Intel, the computer inside.

1940
01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:46,000
Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association,

1941
01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:49,500
providers of educational materials to help manage software.

1942
01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:51,440
Don't copy that floppy.

1943
01:31:52,460 --> 01:31:55,240
And by Hewlett Packard, Personal Computer Division.

1944
01:32:00,340 --> 01:32:02,100
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

1945
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:03,120
I'm Stuart Sheffey.

1946
01:32:03,180 --> 01:32:04,520
Liquid. Liquid again.

1947
01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:07,240
We're going into this.

1948
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:09,660
We were meant to watch the fucking Israel episode, okay?

1949
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,340
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

1950
01:32:11,480 --> 01:32:12,420
I'm Stuart Sheffey.

1951
01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,740
And with me today is Ken Lowe,

1952
01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:16,540
Principal Micro Components Analyst with DataQuest.

1953
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,600
And you specialize in this chip stuff, Ken.

1954
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,780
And first of all, show us the Intel Pentium chip.

1955
01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:24,280
Okay, we'll look at the Israel one because it'll be,

1956
01:32:24,380 --> 01:32:27,220
it could be fucking something new.

1957
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:28,460
Let's have a look.

1958
01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:30,980
High-tech Israel.

1959
01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:32,280
Could be shit though.

1960
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:32,580
According.

1961
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:33,980
Wow, here we go.

1962
01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:35,240
Some tech washing.

1963
01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:38,280
The sands of time here, look.

1964
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:38,720
Stew.

1965
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:39,840
Philosophy stew.

1966
01:32:40,060 --> 01:32:41,740
Philosophy stew.

1967
01:32:42,260 --> 01:32:44,240
According to ancient scriptures,

1968
01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:49,120
these lands were first inhabited by the Jews.

1969
01:32:49,900 --> 01:32:52,840
They have a stake in the claim to the land,

1970
01:32:53,180 --> 01:32:54,760
and it's rightfully theirs.

1971
01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:57,340
I haven't been paid to say this.

1972
01:32:58,340 --> 01:33:00,060
According to local sources,

1973
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:02,980
this was the site of the original Silicon Valley.

1974
01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:04,320
This was the site.

1975
01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:07,780
Coast in Israel, where about 5,000 years ago,

1976
01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:11,380
the Phoenicians first used silicon to manufacture glassware.

1977
01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:13,700
Well, there's a different kind of Silicon Valley

1978
01:33:13,700 --> 01:33:15,180
growing up in Israel these days,

1979
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:18,480
with large American computer companies like Microsoft,

1980
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:22,100
Intel, and IBM running major R&D centers here,

1981
01:33:22,380 --> 01:33:24,700
and innovative Israeli companies exporting

1982
01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:26,920
leading-edge computer software products.

1983
01:33:27,340 --> 01:33:30,140
Today, we visit the high-tech center of the Middle East

1984
01:33:30,140 --> 01:33:33,120
on this special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

1985
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:50,320
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel,

1986
01:33:50,580 --> 01:33:53,740
microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow.

1987
01:33:54,020 --> 01:33:55,860
Intel, the computer inside.

1988
01:33:56,280 --> 01:34:00,460
Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association,

1989
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:03,980
providers of educational materials to help manage software.

1990
01:34:04,540 --> 01:34:05,920
Don't copy that floppy.

1991
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:09,720
And by Hewlett Packard, Personal Computer Division.

1992
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:18,400
Wow, it's an incredible opener,

1993
01:34:18,660 --> 01:34:23,980
which harks back to the olden days of Computer Chronicles.

1994
01:34:24,580 --> 01:34:25,900
That is to say,

1995
01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:27,200
two men,

1996
01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:28,240
one desk,

1997
01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,300
one computer monitor,

1998
01:34:31,340 --> 01:34:33,860
an array of gadgets, gizmos, and toys,

1999
01:34:33,860 --> 01:34:36,760
and then a fade-up,

2000
01:34:36,940 --> 01:34:38,160
a light fade-up.

2001
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:41,180
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2002
01:34:41,300 --> 01:34:42,840
And a liquid intro.

2003
01:34:43,060 --> 01:34:44,280
I'm Stuart Shiffey,

2004
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,120
and with me today is Dan Vilna'i,

2005
01:34:46,260 --> 01:34:48,760
president of Computer Access Technology Corporation.

2006
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:50,820
Dan, you and your partner are Israelis

2007
01:34:50,820 --> 01:34:52,600
who have come here to California.

2008
01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:53,660
You formed a company called...

2009
01:34:53,660 --> 01:34:54,920
So we're in California now.

2010
01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:55,900
...called CATC

2011
01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:58,980
to develop and market this Access Bus technology.

2012
01:34:59,080 --> 01:34:59,460
What is it?

2013
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:02,280
Access Bus is a communication protocol

2014
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,920
that allows you to connect multiple devices

2015
01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:06,780
to a single port on the computer.

2016
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,240
For example, here we see...

2017
01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:10,200
We have, what, three mice...

2018
01:35:11,260 --> 01:35:11,900
What was that?

2019
01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:13,000
There was a...

2020
01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:14,820
He was gesturing there.

2021
01:35:14,900 --> 01:35:17,580
Was that a secret fucking coded message there

2022
01:35:17,580 --> 01:35:19,100
when he went like this?

2023
01:35:19,100 --> 01:35:20,200
For example, here we...

2024
01:35:22,340 --> 01:35:24,200
What, three mice...

2025
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:26,140
Two mice, one trackball

2026
01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:29,980
that are connected through the Access Bus port...

2027
01:35:29,980 --> 01:35:32,080
So there's really just one wire going into this machine.

2028
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:32,580
That's right.

2029
01:35:32,580 --> 01:35:36,960
And each one of these devices controls a different cursor on the screen.

2030
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:39,040
So you can have multiple people.

2031
01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:40,620
And now you say you've had plug and play.

2032
01:35:40,620 --> 01:35:44,500
I can actually plug in a fourth input device without rebooting or reconfiguring.

2033
01:35:44,500 --> 01:35:45,000
Exactly.

2034
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,000
And it'll know what's going on.

2035
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:46,500
Try it.

2036
01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:47,200
And we'll try it.

2037
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:48,000
That's a fourth one.

2038
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,000
I'm plugging this trackball.

2039
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:50,680
And there's my fourth guy over there.

2040
01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:51,200
Uh-huh.

2041
01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:52,120
Pretty good.

2042
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:52,340
All right.

2043
01:35:52,340 --> 01:35:53,620
What's the deal on the keyboards then?

2044
01:35:53,620 --> 01:35:55,540
Uh... let's go over...

2045
01:35:55,540 --> 01:35:55,960
Okay, let's see.

2046
01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:57,620
I've got control right now, I guess.

2047
01:35:57,620 --> 01:35:59,420
Don't understand what they're doing here.

2048
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:01,920
Okay, so I'm running the computer over here right now.

2049
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:02,420
And it's...

2050
01:36:02,420 --> 01:36:02,920
And it's...

2051
01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:03,800
So they're in California.

2052
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,300
I'm not understanding what's going on here.

2053
01:36:05,300 --> 01:36:07,300
I thought we were going to see a lot of Israel stuff.

2054
01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:11,040
And also we had shots of stew on the beach in Tel Aviv and all that.

2055
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:13,660
It's not plugged in and I do want to plug it in.

2056
01:36:13,660 --> 01:36:16,660
So I go on and I plug it in.

2057
01:36:16,660 --> 01:36:18,000
And there are you.

2058
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,660
I have my own window and...

2059
01:36:19,660 --> 01:36:21,920
And I have my... we're both working on the same machine at the same time?

2060
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:22,420
Exactly.

2061
01:36:22,420 --> 01:36:22,920
Wow.

2062
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:23,420
All right.

2063
01:36:23,420 --> 01:36:24,540
What are the... this is the board over here?

2064
01:36:24,540 --> 01:36:29,540
Yeah, this is the board that is the heart of the access bus in this machine.

2065
01:36:29,540 --> 01:36:30,540
It's an add-on board for the PC.

2066
01:36:30,540 --> 01:36:31,540
This is USB, is it?

2067
01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:36,040
The second board is a similar product for the Sun workstations.

2068
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:39,040
And it brings access bus to the Sun workstation.

2069
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:40,540
What's the application of this technology?

2070
01:36:40,540 --> 01:36:44,040
I know you can plug up to 120 different input devices into one little 386.

2071
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:45,040
How would you use that?

2072
01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:46,040
Right.

2073
01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:48,040
It's input and output devices.

2074
01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:54,040
And you can use it in education, probably in a classroom environment.

2075
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:56,040
Every student with his own keyboard.

2076
01:36:56,040 --> 01:36:57,040
Exactly.

2077
01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:59,040
Or in simulations and games.

2078
01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:03,040
You can use it in CAD CAM, in data acquisition.

2079
01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:06,040
You can use it in point of sales.

2080
01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:07,040
The list is endless.

2081
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:08,040
Thank you.

2082
01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:09,040
All right.

2083
01:37:09,040 --> 01:37:13,040
Today we will travel to the Middle East to explore the computer industry in Israel

2084
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:17,040
and find out why so many American computer companies are doing business there.

2085
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:24,040
A significant number of the really incredible developers we had hired were saying to us that

2086
01:37:24,040 --> 01:37:28,040
they wanted to go back to Israel and work there.

2087
01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:35,040
This was fall Comdex 1992, where the featured international attraction was the Israeli Resources Forum.

2088
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:39,040
Israeli computer companies trying to make deals with American partners.

2089
01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:42,040
But Microsoft had already made its deal.

2090
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:46,040
Two years ago, Gates decided to follow some of his Israeli engineers

2091
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:49,040
and to set up shop here in Haifa on the Mediterranean coast.

2092
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:57,040
Haifa is one leg of the Israeli high-tech triangle, stretching east to Jerusalem and south to Tel Aviv.

2093
01:37:57,040 --> 01:38:08,040
In the triangle of Haifa, Jerusalem and Tel Aviv, I think there are nearly as many computer scientists as, practically as in Silicon Valley,

2094
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:11,040
maybe second to Silicon Valley, maybe second to Silicon Valley in Route 128 in Boston.

2095
01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:20,040
With jobs hard to get in the Silicon Valley these days, many Israeli engineers who were working at American computer companies have decided to come back to Israel,

2096
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:24,040
where there are now 2,000 vacancies for software engineers.

2097
01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:31,040
One of the returning engineers was Microsoft's Yaron Shamir, but he decided to bring along Microsoft with him.

2098
01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:36,040
I came back to Israel and learned a little bit, you know, how much do you rent for a square meter?

2099
01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:39,040
What would it cost the average engineer?

2100
01:38:39,040 --> 01:38:49,040
I got some previous experience from people at Intel and others, IBM and others, and brought that back as data.

2101
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:56,040
And after 2 or 3 months, we sat in a meeting with Bill Gates.

2102
01:38:56,040 --> 01:39:00,040
How lazily he's treating the interview.

2103
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:03,040
I just couldn't give a fuck.

2104
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:08,040
In 2 or 3 weeks, we made the money back.

2105
01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:09,040
We made the money back.

2106
01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:10,040
Because data.

2107
01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:11,040
Because data.

2108
01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:22,040
And after 2 or 3 months, we sat in a meeting with Bill Gates and they made the decision to try it out.

2109
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:26,040
The Israeli engineers here at Microsoft are working on major projects.

2110
01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:32,040
Among them, developing a migration path for OS2 users so they can be talked into switching to Windows NT.

2111
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:40,040
The current version of NT lets you migrate text from OS2, but what you see here is a full graphical migration of Excel

2112
01:39:40,040 --> 01:39:46,040
that lets you run OS2's presentation manager graphical user interface under Windows NT.

2113
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:54,040
Another product of the Israeli engineers is Win32S, which lets you run 32-bit applications under Windows 3.1.

2114
01:39:54,040 --> 01:40:01,040
And the Israeli team is also working on Cairo, Microsoft's code name for the next version of Windows NT.

2115
01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:04,040
The first company to set up shop in Israel was Intel.

2116
01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:06,040
I thought it was going to be a stew piece to camera.

2117
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:08,040
Back in 1974.

2118
01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:14,040
In fact, Intel was supposed to open up here in 1973, but the Yom Kippur War forced a one-year delay.

2119
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Intel now has over 1,200 employees in Israel and they've been responsible for several major Intel products.

2120
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,040
The product line of...

2121
01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:25,040
The product line of...

2122
01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:28,040
Kornhauser is after you.

2123
01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:30,040
Fucking Kornhauser, man.

2124
01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:35,040
Kornhauser is coming downtown tonight.

2125
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,040
Kornhauser is in town.

2126
01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:37,040
Matt.

2127
01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:42,040
He's got fucking Intel on you.

2128
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:43,040
Don't tell Kornhauser.

2129
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:44,040
Don't tell Kornhauser.

2130
01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:45,040
We know about him.

2131
01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:46,040
We know about him.

2132
01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:57,040
The co-processors from the 8087 going into 8187, 8287 and then into...

2133
01:40:57,040 --> 01:40:58,040
Children of the Kornhauser.

2134
01:40:58,040 --> 01:41:00,040
Children of the Kornhauser.

2135
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:04,040
The 387 that was developed here also.

2136
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:11,040
All of the work here at Intel Israel involves VLSI development and design.

2137
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:12,040
With the empty...

2138
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:19,040
What the fuck was Kornhauser saying then?

2139
01:41:19,040 --> 01:41:24,040
87, 87, 81, 87.

2140
01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:28,040
The product line of...

2141
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:41,040
Matt co-processors from the 8087 going into 8187, 8287 and then into 8387.

2142
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:44,040
That was developed here also.

2143
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:49,040
All of the work here at Intel Israel involves VLSI development and design.

2144
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,040
With the...

2145
01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:52,040
Classic Kornhauser.

2146
01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:54,040
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop.

2147
01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:59,040
Emphasis on product testing and quality and reliability engineering.

2148
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:01,040
The equipment here is state of the art.

2149
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:06,040
In this eBeam lab, the engineers are conducting failure analysis tests on a new cache controller.

2150
01:42:06,040 --> 01:42:10,040
It's hilarious that that was the best 15 seconds they got at the interview.

2151
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:19,040
It was that Mr. Burns saying, "We did 38 takes of that and that was the best one."

2152
01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:20,040
Yeah.

2153
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:22,040
This is the main computer control center at Intel.

2154
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:31,040
Since it's a climate controlled sealed room, this also doubled as the chemical bomb shelter during the Iraqi scud raids on Israel in the days of the Gulf War.

2155
01:42:31,040 --> 01:42:37,040
The Iraqi scud raids on Israel during the Yom Kippur, the Iraqi war.

2156
01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:38,040
Iraq.

2157
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:43,040
They're talking about Iraq 1, not Iraq 2.

2158
01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:44,040
Iraq harder.

2159
01:42:44,040 --> 01:42:48,040
Iraq attack as it was known in the States.

2160
01:42:48,040 --> 01:42:53,040
One scud missile did fall just a few yards from the Motorola headquarters here in Tel Aviv.

2161
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:57,040
But the engineers at Motorola seemed to take it all in stride.

2162
01:42:57,040 --> 01:42:58,040
They took a scud in stride.

2163
01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:06,040
Well, when you do business across the world as a global company, you cannot worry about things like that.

2164
01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:12,040
You just have to assume that you can manage and do your work.

2165
01:43:12,040 --> 01:43:15,040
And when a problem arises, you know how to solve it.

2166
01:43:15,040 --> 01:43:21,040
The Motorola team in Tel Aviv is working on the Power PC chip and on new 68000 series chips.

2167
01:43:21,040 --> 01:43:27,040
They are also doing work on this digital signal processing controller, which will go into a new optical disk drive.

2168
01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:31,040
Motorola is the biggest American employer in Israel with over 3,000 employees.

2169
01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:32,040
Thank you very much, Ashfald.

2170
01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:39,040
Motorola does everything here from design and development to production and manufacturing using the latest state-of-the-art equipment.

2171
01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:43,040
IBM is also here in Israel.

2172
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:50,040
In fact, IBM not only does engineering and design work here, it is the biggest purchaser of Israeli computer technology,

2173
01:43:50,040 --> 01:43:55,040
accounting for more than half of Israel's quarter-billion-dollar technology exports.

2174
01:43:55,040 --> 01:43:59,040
In the past, most of Israel's business deals were the result of politics.

2175
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:03,040
Some businesses boycotted Israeli companies and others did business.

2176
01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:05,040
That chunky dude then, it was a chunky dude.

2177
01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:08,040
...with Israelis because of a Jewish connection, boycotted Israel.

2178
01:44:08,040 --> 01:44:13,040
...boycotted Israeli companies, business deal, billion-dollar technology exports.

2179
01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:14,040
In the past, most of Israel's...

2180
01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:17,040
Fucking chunky funk blaster.

2181
01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:22,040
We got any Boogaloo music there for a chunky funk blaster?

2182
01:44:22,040 --> 01:44:27,040
Any fucking Boogaloo music at all? No, nothing? Maybe some...

2183
01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:29,040
That's the best we've got.

2184
01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:30,040
...the best we've got.

2185
01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:30,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2186
01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:31,040
...the best we've got.

2187
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:32,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2188
01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:32,040
...the best we've got.

2189
01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:33,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2190
01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:34,040
...the best we've got.

2191
01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:34,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2192
01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:35,040
...the best we've got.

2193
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:35,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2194
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:36,040
...the best we've got.

2195
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:37,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2196
01:44:37,040 --> 01:44:38,040
...the best we've got.

2197
01:44:38,040 --> 01:44:39,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2198
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:40,040
...the best we've got.

2199
01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:41,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2200
01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:42,040
...the best we've got.

2201
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:43,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2202
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,040
...the best we've got.

2203
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:45,040
Chunky funk blaster.

2204
01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:46,040
...the best we've got.

2205
01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:48,640
with Israelis because of a Jewish connection.

2206
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:52,280
But according to IBM, all that has changed now.

2207
01:44:52,280 --> 01:44:57,280
- I believe that both Zionism and the anti,

2208
01:44:57,420 --> 01:45:00,860
or the Arab boycott effect are much weaker today.

2209
01:45:00,860 --> 01:45:01,860
We are beyond it.

2210
01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:05,300
Today, the Israeli supplier is evaluated by--

2211
01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:06,620
- Zionism's after you.

2212
01:45:06,620 --> 01:45:10,240
- It's technology, it's evaluated what American companies

2213
01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:13,440
are coming to Israel, are really looking at their own

2214
01:45:13,440 --> 01:45:16,040
economics, and I think that's the right way to look at it.

2215
01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:19,640
- At the IBM R&D Center in Haifa, they did most of the work

2216
01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:23,480
on the new IBM Wind Surfer Board, a multi-function communication

2217
01:45:23,480 --> 01:45:26,120
center all on one expansion board.

2218
01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:29,680
It features a programmable GSP chip, so it can be upgraded

2219
01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:31,160
by a software. - Thank you very much.

2220
01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:34,220
- Newest version of the Wind Surfer Board, you can turn your PC

2221
01:45:34,220 --> 01:45:37,260
into a complete duplex voicemail system.

2222
01:45:37,260 --> 01:45:40,300
The major contribution of the Israeli engineering team was the

2223
01:45:40,300 --> 01:45:43,940
M-Wave speech processing algorithm, which allows you to speed up

2224
01:45:43,940 --> 01:45:47,880
or slow down speech without pitch degradation or distortion.

2225
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:52,420
- This is a demonstration of the Hyper Research Group M-Wave

2226
01:45:52,420 --> 01:45:54,020
speech processor.

2227
01:45:54,020 --> 01:45:56,580
- Digital is another major player here in Israel.

2228
01:45:56,580 --> 01:45:58,980
This is the Semiconductor Engineering Group.

2229
01:45:58,980 --> 01:46:04,260
They are doing work on the Alpha chip, on new CAD tools, and on graphics and network chips.

2230
01:46:04,260 --> 01:46:09,200
The digital team uses the latest high-level behavioral language for designing chips.

2231
01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:14,340
The engineers basically define the functionality they want, and the actual design is done automatically,

2232
01:46:14,340 --> 01:46:18,000
using new computer-aided layout and design tools.

2233
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:22,280
One problem the Israeli engineers have is their obligation to the Israeli army.

2234
01:46:22,280 --> 01:46:25,740
Everyone has to spend one month a year on army reserve duty.

2235
01:46:25,740 --> 01:46:30,680
But even here, the Israelis use their technology to overcome that obstacle.

2236
01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:33,220
- Well, we have laptops, we have cellular phones.

2237
01:46:33,220 --> 01:46:55,740
We tap into our network through that. We try to be in constant touch. Actually, every engineer that goes from here to the army, if he is really on a critical path, will get communication, the communication facilities with him, so that we can help.

2238
01:46:55,740 --> 01:47:06,420
- And minimize the impact. - Digital not only has its own Semiconductor Engineering Group here, but it is also a partner with the government and a new venture called Negev Software Industries.

2239
01:47:06,420 --> 01:47:20,540
These are Russian engineers working in the middle of the Negev Desert. One of the reasons the Israeli computer industry has blossomed over the past few years has been the influx of over 150,000 Russian engineers who have left the former Soviet Union.

2240
01:47:20,540 --> 01:47:24,740
The Russians are working for virtually every major Israeli computer company.

2241
01:47:24,740 --> 01:47:31,420
- A lot of the new immigrants who we've had recently who have come to the country are very, very skilled and they were the... - Hallside.

2242
01:47:31,420 --> 01:47:35,420
- The ones who came from Russia are very skilled in building software using very poor tools.

2243
01:47:35,420 --> 01:47:53,740
- Using Pro Tools. Fucking... They making music, are they? Are they on the Pro Tools day and night, are they? Hallside. What about Poolside? Do they ever... Did they ever get Poolside Hallside? - Because they sent rockets to the moon. - They're skilled in building software using very... - ...

2244
01:47:53,740 --> 01:48:00,420
- ... very poor tools. Because they sent rockets to the moon. They managed to build nuclear weapons.

2245
01:48:00,420 --> 01:48:08,420
- And they did everything that was done everywhere else in the world, only they had reasonably primitive software tools. You bring these people to a country like Israel...

2246
01:48:08,420 --> 01:48:22,420
- Is he Scottish or is he Israeli? - ... managed to build nuclear weapons. And they did everything that was done everywhere else in the world, only they had... - World... - ... reasonably primitive software tools. You bring these people to a country like Israel... - ... and give them... - World... - ...

2247
01:48:22,420 --> 01:48:29,100
- ... and give them... - ... Israel... - ... very, very modern software tools and become very, very productive very, very quickly.

2248
01:48:29,100 --> 01:48:31,100
- And the Russians are not only good, they're inexpensive.

2249
01:48:31,100 --> 01:48:51,420
- We are able today to squeeze out of every dollar much more R&D than any of our competitors, whether in Israel or in the States, or in Western Europe. - Negev Software Industries, or NSI, was created specifically to utilize the talents of the Russian programmers. The main work here is software testing...

2250
01:48:51,420 --> 01:48:58,100
- ... and quality control. They are also doing localization of DEC software products for foreign markets...

2251
01:48:58,100 --> 01:49:00,100
... working on migration paths for mainframe users...

2252
01:49:00,100 --> 01:49:08,100
... and developing network drivers for various DEC products. Alexander Katz is originally from Azerbaijan in the former Soviet Union...

2253
01:49:08,100 --> 01:49:13,100
... and despite being stuck now in the middle of the Negev desert, he says he doesn't feel isolated.

2254
01:49:13,100 --> 01:49:17,780
- From the digital point of view, we're just around the clock...

2255
01:49:17,780 --> 01:49:19,780
... and around the table, around the corner...

2256
01:49:19,780 --> 01:49:21,780
- We're around the tail clock...

2257
01:49:21,780 --> 01:49:23,780
... the tail clock, man!

2258
01:49:23,780 --> 01:49:27,780
- ... and despite being stuck now in the middle of the Negev desert, he says he doesn't feel isolated.

2259
01:49:27,780 --> 01:49:34,460
- From the digital point of view, we're just around the tail clock...

2260
01:49:34,460 --> 01:49:38,460
... and around the point of view, we're just around the tail clock...

2261
01:49:38,460 --> 01:49:40,460
- We're just around the tail clock...

2262
01:49:40,460 --> 01:49:46,140
... and around the corner because we're connected to the local internal digital computer network...

2263
01:49:46,140 --> 01:49:48,140
... with the 64 kilobit link...

2264
01:49:48,140 --> 01:49:50,140
... and from here I see...

2265
01:49:50,140 --> 01:49:55,140
- Like that little movement of the mouth there after the kilobit link...

2266
01:49:55,140 --> 01:50:04,820
- ... and from here... - This is nothing to us...

2267
01:50:04,820 --> 01:50:07,820
- Here I see it exactly as I see it in Herzli in our main office...

2268
01:50:07,820 --> 01:50:10,820
... and I can connect everybody and talk to 50 different...

2269
01:50:10,820 --> 01:50:12,820
... 50,000 different computers which are on the network...

2270
01:50:12,820 --> 01:50:18,820
- That was nothing to him... - ... 50,000 different computers which are on the network...

2271
01:50:18,820 --> 01:50:22,820
- Look at the little face scene on him there...

2272
01:50:22,820 --> 01:50:31,820
- Nothing to him... - This interview was beneath him...

2273
01:50:31,820 --> 01:50:39,500
- One of the major Israeli achievements has been growing food in the desert...

2274
01:50:39,500 --> 01:50:42,500
... and that too has been the result of Israeli technology...

2275
01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:45,500
... coming up next... Computers on the Farm...

2276
01:50:45,500 --> 01:50:49,820
- ... Culture five-year... - Yeah, lovely orange...

2277
01:50:49,820 --> 01:50:51,820
- Orange Grove stew... - ... and it's a little bit...

2278
01:50:51,820 --> 01:50:55,500
- ... of stew... - Ah, it's a beautiful image...

2279
01:50:55,500 --> 01:50:58,820
- Look at that... - The fusion of man...

2280
01:50:58,820 --> 01:51:00,820
- and plant...

2281
01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:02,820
- It's like a fucking scene... - It's like a...

2282
01:51:02,820 --> 01:51:09,820
- a renaissance painting or something... - Stew and the orange...

2283
01:51:09,820 --> 01:51:12,820
- Orange stew... - Look at that...

2284
01:51:12,820 --> 01:51:19,820
- ... wrap in there for a lovely bit of stew... - ... and the world...

2285
01:51:19,820 --> 01:51:21,820
- It's very Catholic...

2286
01:51:21,820 --> 01:51:25,820
- ... pondering the orb... - A man...

2287
01:51:25,820 --> 01:51:39,820
- of machines... - and technology... - taking a moment... - away from the hullabaloo... - of the zeros... - and the ones... - to appreciate... - what God has created... - ...

2288
01:51:39,820 --> 01:51:50,820
- ... orange grove stew... - ... available now... - to order... - for Christmas... - ... seam of the sack... - ... thank you very much...

2289
01:51:50,820 --> 01:51:56,820
- ... for most of Israel's 45-year history... - ... the main export... - ... combined that scene with a classic...

2290
01:51:56,820 --> 01:52:01,820
- ... Stewart whipped cam... - ... lovely...

2291
01:52:01,820 --> 01:52:13,820
- ... lovely stuff... - ... and it's unbuttoned... - ... a shirt unbuttoned down to the third... - ... for most of Israel's 45-year history... - ... the main export... - ... and the principal economic activity... - ... has been... - ...

2292
01:52:13,820 --> 01:52:15,180
has been...

2293
01:52:15,180 --> 01:52:16,760
Tropicana Shafi.

2294
01:52:18,420 --> 01:52:21,420
Says Brian Zest 32 Quick Blast.

2295
01:52:29,020 --> 01:52:30,000
Any more in there?

2296
01:52:30,060 --> 01:52:31,300
Sorry, I just want to scroll through

2297
01:52:31,300 --> 01:52:35,920
to see if there's any quality comments there.

2298
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:37,960
People are giving March some praise there.

2299
01:52:38,060 --> 01:52:39,000
I didn't see what he said.

2300
01:52:39,000 --> 01:52:40,840
Orange, orange juice.

2301
01:52:41,540 --> 01:52:42,720
Orange juice.

2302
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:45,280
That's March.

2303
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:46,680
Agriculture.

2304
01:52:46,680 --> 01:52:48,560
Successfully main export...

2305
01:52:48,560 --> 01:52:48,960
Agriculture.

2306
01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:50,560
...and the principal economic activity

2307
01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:51,780
has been agriculture.

2308
01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:54,840
Successfully growing and selling fruits and vegetables.

2309
01:52:55,540 --> 01:52:56,060
But fruits.

2310
01:52:56,540 --> 01:52:58,960
Today's high-tech Israel is no longer content

2311
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:00,920
just selling fruits and vegetables.

2312
01:53:01,420 --> 01:53:04,400
But today's high-tech Israel is no longer content

2313
01:53:04,400 --> 01:53:05,740
just to sell food.

2314
01:53:05,980 --> 01:53:08,040
They are now selling computer technology

2315
01:53:08,040 --> 01:53:08,820
to other countries

2316
01:53:08,820 --> 01:53:11,140
to help them grow more food on their own.

2317
01:53:12,680 --> 01:53:15,080
This is a kibbutz in the north of Israel.

2318
01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:17,940
One of its main jobs is running this dairy farm.

2319
01:53:18,380 --> 01:53:22,120
250 cows, nearly 9,000 liters of milk a day.

2320
01:53:22,780 --> 01:53:24,700
With limited land and limited resources,

2321
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:28,100
these Israeli farmers have to maximize their dairy output.

2322
01:53:28,620 --> 01:53:29,300
And to do that,

2323
01:53:29,360 --> 01:53:31,680
they designed a herd management and feeding system

2324
01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:33,180
that runs on a PC.

2325
01:53:34,240 --> 01:53:37,180
This is real-time software from a company called...

2326
01:53:37,180 --> 01:53:38,340
Look at the ashtray.

2327
01:53:39,080 --> 01:53:40,060
Fags galore.

2328
01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:42,960
...that lets you manage your herd.

2329
01:53:43,380 --> 01:53:45,340
You can monitor cow intake and output,

2330
01:53:45,860 --> 01:53:48,940
calculate the optimum level of protein content in the feed

2331
01:53:48,940 --> 01:53:50,900
to maximize the amount of milk...

2332
01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:54,040
Manure silage, citrus peels,

2333
01:53:54,300 --> 01:53:58,220
cotton hulls, millet, wheat, corn, silage,

2334
01:53:58,820 --> 01:54:01,960
corn grain, cotton grain, corn streu,

2335
01:54:02,580 --> 01:54:06,360
water, calcium, salt, vetch, alfalfa...

2336
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,980
...produced by the cow.

2337
01:54:08,400 --> 01:54:09,580
You can track the whole herd

2338
01:54:09,580 --> 01:54:11,240
and calculate the most efficient time

2339
01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:12,360
to inseminate the cows...

2340
01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:16,300
Kill underscore cow dot x...

2341
01:54:16,300 --> 01:54:19,080
...so as to minimize downtime and maximize calving.

2342
01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:21,140
You can also analyze each cow

2343
01:54:21,140 --> 01:54:23,120
to see who your best performers are.

2344
01:54:23,360 --> 01:54:24,660
Analyze your cows.

2345
01:54:25,780 --> 01:54:28,400
In a country where water is a scarce commodity,

2346
01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:31,740
the management of farm irrigation is also a likely subject

2347
01:54:31,740 --> 01:54:32,960
for Israeli technology.

2348
01:54:33,480 --> 01:54:37,200
This is irrigation management software developed by Formula Systems,

2349
01:54:37,640 --> 01:54:40,080
one of Israel's largest software development companies.

2350
01:54:40,540 --> 01:54:43,840
You can not only design and monitor a complete irrigation system

2351
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:46,840
using this software, but you can actually operate the system,

2352
01:54:47,200 --> 01:54:48,980
opening and closing pumps and valves,

2353
01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:51,440
or the software can run the system on autopilot,

2354
01:54:51,840 --> 01:54:55,180
following an intelligent design that locates problems in the system

2355
01:54:55,180 --> 01:54:57,320
and automatically reacts with solutions.

2356
01:54:57,880 --> 01:54:59,900
The software also has a simulation mode

2357
01:54:59,900 --> 01:55:03,180
that lets the operator design a water distribution plan...

2358
01:55:03,180 --> 01:55:04,480
Great GUI.

2359
01:55:04,680 --> 01:55:06,240
It's very easy on the eye.

2360
01:55:06,380 --> 01:55:06,780
It's nice.

2361
01:55:06,900 --> 01:55:07,740
It's color-coded.

2362
01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:10,740
Just looks like it's fucking seamless.

2363
01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:14,040
...that gets maximum irrigation using the least amount of water.

2364
01:55:14,760 --> 01:55:16,900
Formula Systems irrigation management software

2365
01:55:16,900 --> 01:55:18,840
is now being used in countries in Eastern Europe...

2366
01:55:19,580 --> 01:55:20,320
AutoCow.

2367
01:55:20,520 --> 01:55:21,680
...and in South America.

2368
01:55:22,620 --> 01:55:25,860
One of the most successful software exporters in Israel...

2369
01:55:25,860 --> 01:55:29,620
...is a company called Magic Software, located here in Tel Aviv.

2370
01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:32,860
Their specialty is rapid software development tools...

2371
01:55:32,860 --> 01:55:35,420
...designed for use by companies that are migrating.

2372
01:55:35,780 --> 01:55:38,680
Like, I can't see what was going...

2373
01:55:38,680 --> 01:55:41,860
There was a lot of money going into Computer Chronicles...

2374
01:55:41,860 --> 01:55:43,860
...because they never went to anywhere in the world...

2375
01:55:43,860 --> 01:55:47,360
...other than Comdex in LA or maybe to Vegas.

2376
01:55:48,440 --> 01:55:51,780
I didn't see them ever go to London or to Hong Kong or to fucking...

2377
01:55:51,780 --> 01:55:58,620
...any of the emerging Far East economies and all that...

2378
01:55:58,620 --> 01:56:01,380
...or Japan-like, you know, where all the stuff was going out there.

2379
01:56:03,780 --> 01:56:08,560
But Israel, they went there, so there must have just been a big fat sack of cash thrown at them.

2380
01:56:09,120 --> 01:56:15,120
And it was like, okay, we'll go out to Tel Aviv and see what's going on there.

2381
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:19,280
But these, the items they're doing, like the agriculture and that, it's just like...

2382
01:56:19,280 --> 01:56:21,960
...that's not Stu, like, that's not Computer Chronicles.

2383
01:56:22,080 --> 01:56:23,580
He's more into gadgets and stuff.

2384
01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:27,360
...their applications from mainframe computers to client server systems.

2385
01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:30,460
Magic holds 20% of the market in Japan...

2386
01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:33,600
...and is now exporting its software to 44 countries...

2387
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:35,760
...thanks to a unique development environment.

2388
01:56:36,340 --> 01:56:39,860
The Japanese weren't interested in pumping money to Stuart.

2389
01:56:40,340 --> 01:56:41,560
And they had some good stuff.

2390
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:46,140
In the way that Magic is, we call, code-free.

2391
01:56:46,140 --> 01:56:50,720
It enables you to develop applications without writing one line of code.

2392
01:56:51,240 --> 01:56:54,180
And it's a very different revolutionary methodology.

2393
01:56:54,980 --> 01:57:00,200
We claim it's revolutionary because in all other languages, whether object-oriented or not...

2394
01:57:00,200 --> 01:57:03,080
...you have to write lines and lines and lines of code...

2395
01:57:03,080 --> 01:57:05,500
...in order to develop a custom-made business application.

2396
01:57:06,080 --> 01:57:08,420
While with Magic, all you do is fill in decision tables.

2397
01:57:09,040 --> 01:57:11,920
Magic has many blue-chip customers in the United States...

2398
01:57:11,920 --> 01:57:15,580
...including Dunkin' Donuts, Wells Fargo Bank, Walt Disney, Conoco...

2399
01:57:15,580 --> 01:57:17,000
...and Keyport Life Insurance.

2400
01:57:18,140 --> 01:57:22,380
Another Israeli software company making its name in object-oriented development tools...

2401
01:57:22,380 --> 01:57:24,040
...is MLL Computer Systems.

2402
01:57:24,580 --> 01:57:27,040
Their niche is application tools for the PC.

2403
01:57:27,860 --> 01:57:34,020
Today, we are introducing the first real object-oriented application generator...

2404
01:57:34,020 --> 01:57:35,400
...for the PC technology.

2405
01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:38,840
There is no such a product that exists today in the world.

2406
01:57:39,060 --> 01:57:42,060
We know it, and we have started to market it...

2407
01:57:42,060 --> 01:57:47,340
...and we are going to release now a new product, the same generator, under Windows.

2408
01:57:47,980 --> 01:57:49,620
And we do believe that...

2409
01:57:49,620 --> 01:57:53,560
A Bobby Charlton Extreme Deluxe Scenario.

2410
01:57:53,720 --> 01:57:55,180
We will be able to sell it worldwide.

2411
01:57:55,180 --> 01:57:59,180
Another Israeli export success is educational software.

2412
01:57:59,180 --> 01:58:03,160
This is the Hadassah Comprehensive School outside Jerusalem.

2413
01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:07,620
The entire curriculum here is based on computers, and the students love it.

2414
01:58:07,620 --> 01:58:12,600
Well, in biology especially, you can see things, for instance, if you learn about babies...

2415
01:58:12,600 --> 01:58:14,400
...and you can see the way they grow and everything.

2416
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:15,620
I mean, recently we learned about it.

2417
01:58:15,620 --> 01:58:21,080
And you see all the stages as if it's really much better than just a textbook.

2418
01:58:21,080 --> 01:58:27,060
And also, it's much more interesting, it's more colorful, it's much more useful. It's much easier.

2419
01:58:27,060 --> 01:58:30,520
The software they are using here is from a company called Edunetics.

2420
01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:36,500
It was first developed in English for export to the United States, and then translated into Hebrew for use at home.

2421
01:58:36,500 --> 01:58:45,960
The software is a complete classroom package covering not only the academic subjects, but also testing, grading, and teacher administration.

2422
01:58:45,960 --> 01:58:51,960
Logal is another Israeli company that has been successful exporting educational software to the United States.

2423
01:58:51,960 --> 01:59:01,960
Their programs all use a proprietary software engine called the Explorer, and a unique black box interface called an MBL, or microcomputer-based laboratory.

2424
01:59:01,960 --> 01:59:11,460
The basic engine can be used to teach anything from chemistry to biology to physics, and the software can be adapted for any grade level, from elementary school to college.

2425
01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:17,460
It's essentially a complex laboratory simulation using an algorithm developed by a Russian programmer.

2426
01:59:17,460 --> 01:59:23,460
Logal's strategy is to get into high schools and colleges by bundling their software with textbooks.

2427
01:59:23,460 --> 01:59:42,460
Students right now have notebooks, they know how to use computers, and when you link, when you tie with a big publisher of scientific books, physics, mathematics, economics, you name it, you have a very big audience that is just waiting for you.

2428
01:59:42,460 --> 01:59:52,460
These Israeli students may be getting a good education thanks to computers, but the real trump card for Israeli high-tech industry is the training young people get in the Israeli army.

2429
01:59:52,460 --> 01:59:54,460
Coming up next, the peace dividend.

2430
01:59:54,460 --> 01:59:56,460
Uh-oh, cheeky.

2431
01:59:56,460 --> 01:59:58,460
Fucking hell, man.

2432
01:59:58,460 --> 01:59:59,460
Shefei was really...

2433
01:59:59,460 --> 02:00:01,460
Look at this.

2434
02:00:01,460 --> 02:00:03,460
I'm here at the border.

2435
02:00:03,460 --> 02:00:12,460
I'm here at the border strip which separates Palestinians from Israelis.

2436
02:00:12,460 --> 02:00:16,460
Computers have been used to separate people.

2437
02:00:16,460 --> 02:00:22,460
For decades, the Israeli army has been one of the most advanced high-tech fighting forces in the world.

2438
02:00:22,460 --> 02:00:35,460
And one of the benefits of that tradition has been the steady spin-off of state-of-the-art computer technology from the military into the commercial sector, especially in the areas of telecommunications and image analysis.

2439
02:00:39,460 --> 02:00:40,460
This is a cat scam.

2440
02:00:40,460 --> 02:00:49,460
In a way, they're kind of saying it's kind of good that these guys are highly militaristic and they're... and whatnot because we're getting some class tech out of it.

2441
02:00:49,460 --> 02:00:51,460
Vance high-tech fighting forces.

2442
02:00:51,460 --> 02:00:55,460
We're getting some fucking sick-ass tech out of these guys.

2443
02:00:55,460 --> 02:00:56,460
...in the world.

2444
02:00:56,460 --> 02:01:04,460
And one of the benefits of that tradition has been the steady spin-off of state-of-the-art computer technology from the military into the commercial sector.

2445
02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:07,460
One of the benefits of this behind-in look.

2446
02:01:07,460 --> 02:01:11,460
Especially in the areas of telecommunications and image analysis.

2447
02:01:15,460 --> 02:01:21,460
This is a CAT scan machine, the CT-Twin, developed by an Israeli company called ElSyn.

2448
02:01:21,460 --> 02:01:25,460
It is the most advanced computer-aided tomography machine in the world.

2449
02:01:25,460 --> 02:01:31,460
Fucking hell, is that really what's going on when a CAT scan is having, like, a spinning electromagnet?

2450
02:01:31,460 --> 02:01:32,460
Electromagnet.

2451
02:01:32,460 --> 02:01:33,460
Oh, ElSyn.

2452
02:01:33,460 --> 02:01:34,460
Look at that.

2453
02:01:34,460 --> 02:01:41,460
Is that what's going on inside the casing, the shell of a CAT scan yoke?

2454
02:01:41,460 --> 02:01:43,460
Why is it that fucking mental?

2455
02:01:50,460 --> 02:01:54,460
You heard it.

2456
02:01:54,460 --> 02:01:57,460
Of telecommunications and image analysis.

2457
02:01:57,460 --> 02:02:07,460
This is a CAT scan machine, the CT-Twin, developed by an Israeli company called ElSyn.

2458
02:02:07,460 --> 02:02:19,460
It is the most advanced computer-aided tomography machine in the world, using sophisticated sensors and software to provide doctors with incredible three-dimensional, real-time pictures of a patient's internal organs.

2459
02:02:19,460 --> 02:02:22,460
Fucking amazing, in fairness.

2460
02:02:22,460 --> 02:02:26,460
In the area of imaging technology, Israel is a world leader.

2461
02:02:26,460 --> 02:02:33,460
And that has led to cutting-edge software products in fields like optical character recognition and handwriting recognition tools.

2462
02:02:33,460 --> 02:02:43,460
Here at Decision Systems Israel, DSI, 320 computer engineers applied the skills they learned in the Israeli army to civilian applications.

2463
02:02:43,460 --> 02:02:51,460
DSI developed a sophisticated image processing system that was originally designed to identify targets for the Israeli Air Force.

2464
02:02:51,460 --> 02:02:58,460
They then turned that technology into one of their newest civilian products, an automatic line officiating system for tennis.

2465
02:02:58,460 --> 02:03:07,460
Being able to combine or to hook together so many cameras to a single system, to control it, and to...

2466
02:03:07,460 --> 02:03:12,820
and to originally use to kill people now being adapted for tennis.

2467
02:03:12,820 --> 02:03:14,820
For tennis.

2468
02:03:14,820 --> 02:03:16,480
For the Israeli Air Force.

2469
02:03:16,480 --> 02:03:21,260
They then turned that technology into one of their newest civilian products, an automatic

2470
02:03:21,260 --> 02:03:24,400
line officiating system for tennis.

2471
02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:31,340
Being able to combine or to hook together so many cameras to a single system, to control

2472
02:03:31,340 --> 02:03:40,100
it and to manage and provide information within half a second, this by itself is another subject

2473
02:03:40,100 --> 02:03:45,540
that only companies that got some experience with military application can do it.

2474
02:03:45,540 --> 02:03:50,020
They've also applied their aerial surveillance technology to a new notebook computer product

2475
02:03:50,020 --> 02:03:54,660
designed to function as a multimedia navigation guide in an automobile.

2476
02:03:54,660 --> 02:04:00,380
And they've applied military command and control technology to this new product called EPSM,

2477
02:04:00,380 --> 02:04:02,660
Electric Power Supply Management.

2478
02:04:02,660 --> 02:04:07,340
This system allows the power company to read your electric meter by remote control, sending

2479
02:04:07,340 --> 02:04:11,560
signals along existing power lines.

2480
02:04:11,560 --> 02:04:16,460
Advanced Maintenance Systems is using its experience with the Israeli Air Force in another way.

2481
02:04:16,460 --> 02:04:19,200
The AMS system based on Oracle software.

2482
02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:21,260
Fucking hell Stu, come on.

2483
02:04:21,260 --> 02:04:23,380
This is bollocks.

2484
02:04:23,380 --> 02:04:25,460
Pionus of stochastic algorithms.

2485
02:04:25,540 --> 02:04:27,340
We've got a nice Gideon here.

2486
02:04:27,820 --> 02:04:30,040
The secret is neural network technology.

2487
02:04:30,700 --> 02:04:35,540
As far as we know, we are the only one who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms.

2488
02:04:36,120 --> 02:04:38,400
Of course, neural network has become fash...

2489
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:41,120
Pionus? What is pionus?

2490
02:04:41,320 --> 02:04:43,180
The secret is neural network technology.

2491
02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:48,720
As far as we know, we are the only one who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms.

2492
02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:51,020
Of course, neural network has become...

2493
02:04:51,020 --> 02:04:55,220
The only ones who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms.

2494
02:04:55,220 --> 02:04:58,160
Who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms.

2495
02:04:58,740 --> 02:05:00,900
Of course, neural network has become fash...

2496
02:05:00,900 --> 02:05:02,420
Oh, pionus. Okay, pionus.

2497
02:05:03,240 --> 02:05:08,320
As far as we know, we are the only one who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms.

2498
02:05:08,900 --> 02:05:11,120
Of course, neural network has become fash...

2499
02:05:11,120 --> 02:05:15,220
Also a buzzword, and many people try to see what added value can it bring.

2500
02:05:15,580 --> 02:05:17,120
But we started it from the core.

2501
02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:19,960
The kernel of the product was started in the vision.

2502
02:05:20,460 --> 02:05:22,120
It should be based on neural networks.

2503
02:05:22,400 --> 02:05:23,900
It is not an add-on or a patch.

2504
02:05:24,100 --> 02:05:30,400
Ligature software is not only state-of-the-art, but it's selling for about 30% less than its American competitors.

2505
02:05:31,540 --> 02:05:33,060
Softel is another Israeli company...

2506
02:05:33,060 --> 02:05:34,000
Fucking hell, Softel.

2507
02:05:34,180 --> 02:05:35,300
We'll scan them.

2508
02:05:35,800 --> 02:05:36,660
This is...

2509
02:05:36,660 --> 02:05:38,660
...stue really fucking...

2510
02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:38,660
...moving...

2511
02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:39,860
...which never...

2512
02:05:39,860 --> 02:05:40,800
...Barn Research Center...

2513
02:05:40,800 --> 02:05:41,600
...to doing world-class work...

2514
02:05:41,600 --> 02:05:43,920
...he really took the brown envelope on this one.

2515
02:05:44,400 --> 02:05:47,580
It's just a... it's an advert for loads of Israeli companies.

2516
02:05:47,580 --> 02:05:52,180
...software, which treats the input not as an image, but as a pure...

2517
02:05:52,180 --> 02:05:53,800
Like, I'm... I'm fine with that.

2518
02:05:54,120 --> 02:06:00,120
Fair play to Stu for securing a nice little payday, but it resulted in a boring program.

2519
02:06:00,120 --> 02:06:02,940
...warfare technology to the problem of pen input.

2520
02:06:03,460 --> 02:06:06,460
Their software resides in the operating system, so it can be used in...

2521
02:06:06,460 --> 02:06:08,560
Don't begrudge Stu for getting...

2522
02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:10,000
...handy money.

2523
02:06:10,000 --> 02:06:10,300
...any application.

2524
02:06:10,820 --> 02:06:15,820
The software has two layers of recognition, character analysis, and then linguistic analysis.

2525
02:06:16,320 --> 02:06:21,920
The software can read unrestrained writing, even when letters overlap or are drawn at odd angles.

2526
02:06:24,060 --> 02:06:30,740
Israel's current strength in software technology and microprocessor design is only the tip of the iceberg here in the Middle East.

2527
02:06:30,740 --> 02:06:38,400
The real goal of the computer industry here is to eventually utilize all the talent in this region of the world, Israeli and Arab...

2528
02:06:38,400 --> 02:06:39,740
Yeah, right.

2529
02:06:39,800 --> 02:06:45,280
...to turn this region into not only a religious mecca, but a world center for computer technology.

2530
02:06:46,120 --> 02:06:57,800
Even in the first step, when we... we will... we will have an agreement on autonomy in the West Bank and Gaza, we already foresee and we prepare ourselves...

2531
02:06:57,800 --> 02:07:05,300
...for a joint development of the economies of the territory in Israel, in which we already invite investment also of Arab...

2532
02:07:05,300 --> 02:07:09,900
...entrepreneurs from Arab countries or Palestinians who are abroad.

2533
02:07:10,400 --> 02:07:13,080
30 years later, how's that going, Nets?

2534
02:07:13,180 --> 02:07:14,880
There are beginnings of interest.

2535
02:07:15,560 --> 02:07:17,160
How's that going now, lads?

2536
02:07:19,160 --> 02:07:23,620
Israel, a country famous for its past, is now focusing on its future.

2537
02:07:24,140 --> 02:07:29,180
And one of the keys to that future is the computer industry, exports of hardware and software.

2538
02:07:29,800 --> 02:07:34,140
But there is one wild card to Israel's high-tech future, and that is peace.

2539
02:07:34,420 --> 02:07:41,100
For foreign investment to continue, for business confidence to thrive, Israel needs peace with its Arab neighbors.

2540
02:07:41,360 --> 02:07:46,820
Only then will it fully realize its potential as one of the major high-tech centers of the world.

2541
02:07:46,820 --> 02:07:48,420
For the computer chronic...

2542
02:07:48,420 --> 02:07:48,420
For the computer chronic...

2543
02:07:48,420 --> 02:07:51,880
For Stu... they made Stu say this stuff at the end.

2544
02:07:52,420 --> 02:07:54,500
I'm Stuart Shiffey in Jerusalem.

2545
02:07:56,040 --> 02:07:58,580
And will confute exports of hardware and software.

2546
02:07:58,580 --> 02:07:58,580
And will confute exports of hardware and software.

2547
02:07:58,580 --> 02:08:03,580
But there is one wild card to Israel's high-tech future.

2548
02:08:03,580 --> 02:08:04,420
And that...

2549
02:08:04,420 --> 02:08:06,000
At gunpoint.

2550
02:08:06,500 --> 02:08:08,960
Someone's got a gun to Stu's head off camera.

2551
02:08:09,640 --> 02:08:10,920
That is peace.

2552
02:08:11,420 --> 02:08:17,100
For foreign investment to continue, for business confidence to thrive, Israel needs peace with

2553
02:08:17,100 --> 02:08:17,900
its Arab neighbors.

2554
02:08:18,240 --> 02:08:23,260
Only then will it fully realize its potential as one of the major high-tech centers of the

2555
02:08:23,260 --> 02:08:23,560
world.

2556
02:08:24,140 --> 02:08:27,340
For the computer chronicles, I'm Stuart Shiffey in Jerusalem.

2557
02:08:28,580 --> 02:08:28,960
Beautiful.

2558
02:08:29,600 --> 02:08:32,500
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by...

2559
02:08:32,500 --> 02:08:33,500
Another episode.

2560
02:08:33,500 --> 02:08:33,500
Another episode.

2561
02:08:33,500 --> 02:08:37,140
Another beautiful foray into the world of the stew.

2562
02:08:37,140 --> 02:08:38,260
The computer inside.

2563
02:08:38,260 --> 02:08:39,420
The computer insider.

2564
02:08:39,420 --> 02:08:43,340
Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association.

2565
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:45,180
Doesn't want you to copy that floppy.

2566
02:08:45,920 --> 02:08:46,900
We'll talk to you later on.

2567
02:08:47,140 --> 02:08:47,600
Don't copy that floppy.

2568
02:08:47,600 --> 02:08:49,100
Thank you very much for tuning in.

2569
02:08:49,460 --> 02:08:49,860
Good night.

2570
02:08:50,000 --> 02:08:50,440
God bless.

2571
02:08:50,440 --> 02:08:53,620
And one last message from my cousin Doyle here.

2572
02:08:54,080 --> 02:08:55,200
We'll talk to you later on.

2573
02:08:55,220 --> 02:08:57,060
We'll see you later on.

2574
02:08:57,060 --> 02:08:57,820
Bye-bye.

2575
02:08:58,260 --> 02:09:02,140
Computer Chronicles also publishes a companion newsletter containing details...

2576
02:09:02,140 --> 02:09:03,780
Oh, you're Francis.

2577
02:09:04,100 --> 02:09:05,440
It's me, your cousin again.

2578
02:09:05,780 --> 02:09:07,000
Doyle McManus.

2579
02:09:07,500 --> 02:09:11,660
I'm back again because we've some significant, legal, salacious information which has come

2580
02:09:11,660 --> 02:09:13,900
through my fucking WhatsApp group about you.

2581
02:09:14,360 --> 02:09:19,260
We have reason to believe that the car you're fucking driving around does not have an NCT.

2582
02:09:19,820 --> 02:09:22,780
Or if it does, that's going to be out in a month or two.

2583
02:09:23,180 --> 02:09:28,780
And if you don't have a fucking relevant NCT by the time that comes around, I'm going to

2584
02:09:28,780 --> 02:09:32,420
I'll fucking tell the guards about you and your fat arse.
